I'm a legend! People are naming pets after me!

And this guy’s a podium finisher, he won the gold!! Although I’d have preferred something handsome, fast and powerful like a Greyhound or a Borzoi…

The Chinese Crested dog “Elwood” appears at the 2007 World’s Ugliest Dog Contest Friday, June 22, 2007, in Petaluma, Calif. Elwood, who weighs in at just 6 lbs and was rescued as the result of a New Jersey SPCA investigation, has won the title of World’s ugliest dog of 2007. (AP Photo/Ben Margot)
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Man, you are special.

Dave

I was eating, dammit. And that is NOT a dog. I don’t even think it’s a mammal.

Stop it. I can’t take anymore of elite hypocrites like you.

Wow, a real live vampire pomeranian.

Better the dog named after you than you named after the dog; otherwise your name would be `Cousin It’.

"Better the dog named after you than you named after the dog; otherwise your name would be ‘Cousin It’ "

    • Some days around here that would be an upgrade!

I don’t even think it’s a mammal.
Not an Earth-mammal anyway.