let’s say you’re an actor; a rock n roll star; a porjn star, an author; or you’re famous in any other sort of gig.
what would your “stage” name be?
Hugh Jorgan
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Megan Rocker.
Hugh Gass
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I’m certainly not famous, but since I moonlight as a goth / glam / punk rocker, I already have a stage name: The Imperious 1.
If I were a porn star, I’d go as Buck Dagby.
Amanda Hugginkiss
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Duke Redford.
John Pound
or
Rex Johnson
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What makes you think I’m not already famous? Maybe you already know me by my stage name… 
pjorn star- Jack Gallon
rock star- Christ
movie star- Troy Goldstien
writer- Art Vandley
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Art Vandley? Isn’t he in latex? Or is he an engineer? I always forget!!!
I think I would go with Max Power.
Homer: There are three ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way.
Lisa: Isn’t that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yes…but FASTER!
Art Vandley?
I believe it is 3 syllables with the third syllable rhyming with WAY not FREE. It could be spelled Art Vandeleigh.
My rock star name would be IT. You know, androgynous, not he or she, but IT.
No he was a beat writer in the village. I can’t spell the name of the book he wrote so My joke falls flat.
Wendi Darling or Wendi Day
Both sound like porn names, don’t they? Although Wendy Darling was Peter Pan’s Wendy.
Being an avid bicyclist, I would have to go with a pron name of: Lance Crank
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Alan Smithee
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Bob
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no, he was the boyfriend who was supposed to be the importer, or exporter. it was the cover Elaine used while George was seeing Marisa Tomei.
vandelay was George’s alias, used for many many things!
and yes, Tibbs is right, an author from the village.