Gotta love excuses.
I’ll start…
If I only had…
a Powertap SL and more time to train.
Your turn…
more time.
my two front teeth.
…started this sport earlier in life then just think how good I would be by now. 
…more discipline, and more time.
a rich wife so I could stay home and train and an endless pool.
Ditto some of the others…more time. The best equipment in the world does nothing for you if you can’t carve out the time to use the stuff…
Being a graduate student affords me with plenty of time. If I only had a completely different set of genes, then I could really take advantage of that time.
-C
I second Pooks…
If only I had more discipline, self-restraint and the ability to really take an ‘easy’ week.
The arms of Jan Sibbersen,
the cycling legs of Norman Stadler,
and the running legs of Peter Reid.
chosen better parents. With the right parents you don’t need no damned excuses.
more EPO
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money - for things like goggles, new tires, a new cassette/chain combo, a bike fitting, maintenance on my misbehaving shifters and untrue-wheels… also, if i’m riding 6 days a week, i need more than 4 shorts
Hahahaha - 5280, that is totally the response that I would expect from a friend of mine.
The ability/discipline to get up at 4:00 a.m. to train. Simply cannot get out of bed.
…fewer polls to answer. 
If I only had not wasted so much time reading this stupid forum and went out running instead.