Well now you are getting into the myriad reasons why the bike is better than… You know things like bikes are better than women because:
bikes don’t complain when you look at other bikes bikes don’t complain when you ride other bikes bikes don’t care when you replace it with a new bike bikes can kill you quick but women like to take their time
Unlike cycling however, sex IS about the bike.
what is a threesome?
what is a threesome?
something Hugh Hefner finds a complete and utter waist of time.
something Hugh Hefner finds a complete and udder waist of time.
There, fixed it for you.
:-))
I liked this forum until I read these responses… What is wrong with you people? Either you are not having sex (and therefore think cycling is better) or, perhaps, just too much doping going on.
It’s not that cycling is better than sex, just that your bike doesn’t give a crap how many times you ride it, it doesn’t bitch and complain, it doesn’t care that you missed the anniversary date of when you bought it, it doesn’t even care if you look at or ride other bikes. Women, take note.
Cycling is better than sex because you can do it all day & people clap when you finish first.
If you even have to ask then you need a new partner! Lol
Then running is like jacking off? (Quick, to the point, usu. alone, etc.etc.)