If a guy from Liberia poops in my compost bin, will my vegetables have ebola?

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Should we appoint a composting czar?

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“No, a vegetable cannot get Ebola from simply being fertilized by Ebola-poop compost. If you have Ebola, however, please do not poop in the compost bin because you could give the vegetables Ebola.” - CDC

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I would have replied earlier but I was talking on the phone and sending some texts.

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