So, I am heading home for lunch - windows in the car down at a red light. Car to the right of me “flicks” his smoke as he is done with it…and it lands IN my car on the pass seat! I yelled at him to see what the fuck his problem was…he said “fucking sorry asshole I wasnt aiming at your car window”. So I said “well, does your car not have an ashtray?” his reply…“yes, any car next to my car works well”…so (I am so proud of myself) my reply…yeah, thats where I keep my trash too…and threw a 1/2 full Starbucks cup into his car that dumped all over his dash as well has him…light turned green. He did not follow…
A lot of really weird stuff happens to you.
I egg it on…where most people sit back and say “asshole” under ther breath…I get up and yell “asshole” in their face…
wow…i hope you got a new cup of coffee shortly thereafter. it’s dangerous for you to be driving around under-caffinated.
sweet comeback. maybe you should write movie scripts.
kitty
You need to mount one of those camera’s like in “COPS” and “Taxicab Confessions” in your car so you capture this stuff for future reference…
under-caffeinated: nice 
although, I don’t think Chip needs much extra help 
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You really need your own reality TV show. Dang the stuff that happens to you is entertaining.
yeah I know…a little caffine and the guy starts approaching ladies in nice cars, talking loudly about the downsides of poorly installed breast implants. he’s a total crack up.
I thought that lady stole my car…and the implants…someone had to be honest with her…
Were you driving the twin turbo? Because it helps when you do shit like that, LOL…
Yeah…and I just looked…there is a burn mark in the leather I am going to have to see if I can somehow make disapear.
Yeah…and I just looked…there is a burn mark in the leather I am going to have to see if I can somehow make disapear.
pee on it and see what that does. make sure to report back, ok? 
How about you come over…you can sit there and I will tickle you till you pee on it…
A bit of fisty a la full contact boxing is right up my alley…good practice. But don’t people sometimes shoot each other occassionally in America over such altercations?
That’s part of why I’ve always wanted one of these:
Go ahead buddy, cut me off! I dare ya! Double dare ya! hhhwwwuuuuaaaaahhaahhahaaa
impossible. i gave up peeing two months ago.
vanilla icing might cover it up. but you can’t get bored and bend over to lap it up is all…
i thought you had a power sprayer all set for these moments of opportunity?
Awesome.
of course it was a starbucks, AND you named the brand name. I love this place just for the comedy of it…there is a King of the hill episode here almost every day.
That’s really gutsy. If I had tried that the latte would have hit the window frame or car roof, never goteen out the window, and splashed oll over me and my car. I guess it would also have extinguished the cig.