Ideas for painting my bike

Hey guys, I just bought a 2001 Cervelo P2k from a nice dude on this forum. I have completely stripped it and will send it to the painters in the next week. I am looking for something cool to write down the downtube (in smallish writing).

Here is what I am thinking so far. My wife loves the new white P2k, so I am going to get it done completely in ‘flat white’, then of course I’ll have my last name printed in tiny lettering on the top tube close to the seat. But I want something cool to write on the downtube.

Since I ride a 56/44 front end, I thought something like ‘PowerHungry’, but my wife thought that was gay. So I need your help, I want it to mean something, like have some cool connotations or something.

Trev

How about Tri-poser? No good? :wink:

I once stripped a mtn frame down–I repainted it myself in hunter’s orange using a special metal epoxy paint I applied with a special spray gun they use for fine finishes on furniture–I worked at a paint store! Paint still stayed on to this day…

As for your question: How about: “Keep drafting, I’m reloading.” or “If you can read this, you’re probably going to get passed on the run.” or “The path of the righteous man…” Or something extremely un-original that is ripped off from somethign that is actually funny. :slight_smile:

Or maybe stadler’s post-kona quote about winning off the bike

I’m trying

just the word Poser in big letters as if it were the brand.

FUCT pronounced fucked


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I was thinking about that (the POSER suggestion)… but my wife said that was gay too.

I can’t put FUCT simply because I wouldn’t want to be the dad of a kid who asks how to pronounce it :slight_smile:

Trev

‘Pedal like you stole it’

of course that’s not very ethical either but its your call :wink:
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“Fueled by Soy Sauce”
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Funny you ask. :slight_smile:

I always wanted to paint my 2001 Cervelo P2K completely white with some red/orange/yellow flames on it a la Cam Widoff’s Trek Time Trial bike.

Or assuming your Canadian, you could do something like this…

http://img275.imageshack.us/img275/7614/themapleleaf6kj.jpg

How about ‘Out of Nowhere, bitch’

that’s what it feels like to the swim gifted you pass at 7km/h faster than they are going.

seriously, how about “Hellriegl Sucks”

or more up to date - “Stadler bites”
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how about “GAY POSER”
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Or…“Kyle WHO???”
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Watts to Spare

Goin’ Fishin’

Running Sucks

Pedaling Death

Mash for the Devil

There is one more idea, but I’m using it =o)
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sounds like you should put whatever your wife tells you is OK. How about WHIPT :wink:

POSER!

That is perfect. I’m considering repainting a bike this winter and that would go great.

Zebra stripes. Matching zebra striped racing thong and man-bra.

I suppose you’re right… but I will have to run your suggestion past my wife :slight_smile:

Trev

Zebra stripes. Matching zebra striped racing thong and man-bra.

friggin aye!

Not sure about the down tube but down the back sides of the seat stays I used to have vinyl letters spelling out “Drafting is” on the left and “for the Weak” on the right. Actually looked pretty nice. Wonder if one of you graphic artist types could make a complete sticker for me like that?

Of course it was small enough that you had to be close to read it. Seemed to work pretty well for keeping suckas at bay (For you grammer queens: at bay, idiom - to keep at a distance)

Michael