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Peeing on the side of the road is dangerous. If I saw those guys doing that I’d rip their peckers off. I’m serious. I’ve done it before.
Peeing on the side of the road is dangerous. If I saw those guys doing that I’d rip their peckers off. I’m serious. I’ve done it before.
Which part have you done before…“peeing on the side of the road” or “rip peckers off”?
What if they were just running and stopped to pee? Is castration still the answer?
It absolutely boggles my mind that you people don’t understand how dangerous this is. Those riders are putting me and everyone else at risk. There’s no way I’d ever get charged if I pulled their peckers off because sometimes when you’re out on the road a guy’s hand may accidentally wrap around another guy’s pecker and the pecker might accidentally get pulled off. Once said pecker is pulled off and no longer attached to the person it becomes an inanimate object and you can’t assault an inanimate object. Also, once I was almost hit and killed by a car and the police wouldn’t do anything about what almost happened to me. If they wouldn’t do anything about that they certainly aren’t going to be worried about a few guys who accidentally get their peckers pulled off.
I hope they didn’t serve asparagus at dinner the night before the race!
You grumpy old man in your nursing home! You don’t know the law! You can’t handle the law like matt damon said!
That, deserves a cookie!!!
Funny, you never see these live shots on TV
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there’s an understanding that the cameras, especially the tv ones, point elsewhere when this or on-bike relief is going on. The mass stop, as pictured, usually occurs near the start before the live coverage starts.
I do remember riis or someone having to stop for a dump near the end of a stage once, the commentators had trouble talking around that one…
because sometimes when you’re out on the road a guy’s hand may accidentally wrap around another guy’s pecker
LOL! Stop it! you’re bringing tears to my eyes!
I was watching a bit of the Tour the other day and I did see a bunch of guys pulled over on the side of the road taking a leak. The cameras certainly weren’t focused on the whizzers but it was definitely visible.
You guys got it easy. Have you ever seen a group of women try this?
You guys got it easy. Have you ever seen a group of women try this?
Seen them do what?
Bake a cookie?
Chat on a forum?
Hold a peeing pecker?
Ride a bike?
Is that why the womens races are so much shorter? They all are holding it? 
It’s funny watching bike races and then comparing what you see going on and what they get worked up over in triathlon. Imagine this( The road side in the open, pee) in a triathlon Or how about the indescriminate tossing of water bottles all over the place. Or how about the drafting behind team cars. Or how about the hanging onto team cars for a free ride. Or how about the outside aid help from other teams or from spectators. To say nothing about all that drafting 
how about the big budgets and real sponsors with real money.
Isn’t it rumored that Mario Cippolini had sex behind a bush during a race or something like that?
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Who pulls over to the side of the road in an IM? The time loss could cost you a Kona spot!!!