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That I’m almost ready with food prep and we have successfully avoided the parasitic bad guests family that lives by us who is related to my wife by aggressively insisting we have no dinner plans.

903 AM… ding dong

My wife is in a robe so scampers upstairs.

Guess who I opened the door to…

My wife is pissed and I’m white hot when they all (including a sick kid) come waltzing in hiya happy fourth. Oh whatya doing? Is that for a BBQ? I pointedly didn’t invite them to join. Letting my wife sort this out since her family.

Too early to start drinking?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK AHHHHHHGHGHHGGH

vent over… updates to follow

Why did you respond to the door bell and open the door?

That I’m almost ready with food prep and we have successfully avoided the parasitic bad guests family that lives by us who is related to my wife by aggressively insisting we have no dinner plans.

903 AM… ding dong

My wife is in a robe so scampers upstairs.

Guess who I opened the door to…

My wife is pissed and I’m white hot when they all (including a sick kid) come waltzing in hiya happy fourth. Oh whatya doing? Is that for a BBQ? I pointedly didn’t invite them to join. Letting my wife sort this out since her family.

Too early to start drinking?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK AHHHHHHGHGHHGGH

vent over… updates to follow

No, it’s not too early to start drinking. In fact, I would argue it might be too late.

Why did you respond to the door bell and open the door?

Because they knew we were home…

Why did you respond to the door bell and open the door?
Because they knew we were home…

And not answering would send a clear message…

Why didn’t you shoot them? Clearly they are invading your space.

STAND YOUR GROUND!!!

Never to early to start drinking. Make yourself a Bloody Mary and when they ask for one tell them that it was the last of the tomato juice.

At what point did this holiday stop being fun for us(as in you and me), I’m thinking right around the time I had kids, and all of our now friends have them too? It is still morning here, but I have a hellish day ahead of me of carnivals, crap food, lines, and pretending to have fun. Then staying up way to late to watch fireworks I give two shits about…

What is that saying, do it for the kids?

Why did you respond to the door bell and open the door?

Because they knew we were home…

That is the prefect time for your wife to do her best “When Harry met Sally” impression while you bang rhythmically on a wall.

Why did you respond to the door bell and open the door?

Because they knew we were home…

That is the prefect time for your wife to do her best “When Harry met Sally” impression while you bang rhythmically on a wall.
Yep. Just because “they know you are home” doesn’t mean you can hear the doorbell or you can answer the door. Admit it, you f$cked up.

Why did you respond to the door bell and open the door?
Because they knew we were home…

And not answering would send a clear message…

Plus 1. I mean why would you open the door to people, you clearly do not want there?

I had a great day on Canada Day here. kids went on their first boat ride (friends “new” 18; Boston Whaler with a 150hp Honda on the back. It’s hilariously large for the boat). They had a blast.

I packed up the tent trailer and got it all hooked up, then found 2 ticks on me. One in may hair, one on my leg. The ticks are bad this year.

Then dropped the family off at the kids foster family’s BBQ (we’ve maintained a good relationship with them), took the camper home then came back and gorged myself on burgers, 7 layer dip with tortillas, and potato salad. Kids fell asleep about 3 minutes after I put them in bed that night.

Why didn’t you shoot them? Clearly they are invading your space.

STAND YOUR GROUND!!!

Ha! BLeP wins the interwebs today!

That I’m almost ready with food prep and we have successfully avoided the parasitic bad guests family that lives by us who is related to my wife by aggressively insisting we have no dinner plans.

903 AM… ding dong

My wife is in a robe so scampers upstairs.

Guess who I opened the door to…

My wife is pissed and I’m white hot when they all (including a sick kid) come waltzing in hiya happy fourth. Oh whatya doing? Is that for a BBQ? I pointedly didn’t invite them to join. Letting my wife sort this out since her family.

Too early to start drinking?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK AHHHHHHGHGHHGGH
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vent over… updates to follow

State “We have things to get ready for. So we’ll see y’all in a couple weeks.”. Then walk to the door and hold it for them.

I have done that before to people not invited to a function.

Now my wife is less direct and less confrontational. She prefers to “need to go to the grocery store” and will state, “we were just leaving to town to get some groceries” as her exit excuse. Besides, there is always some “oh shit, I forgot the ____” that we need. It seems to work.

All you need to do is throw a bunch of veggie burgers and tofu dogs on the grill. You’ll never have to host the 4th again.

Just text them a link to this thread.

Release the falcons!

Pimms cup or Singapore sling? Voting closes 1PM CDT

Why did you respond to the door bell and open the door?
Because they knew we were home…

And not answering would send a clear message…

Were you raised in a cave?

Why didn’t you shoot them? Clearly they are invading your space.

STAND YOUR GROUND!!!

They were invited in so invalid affirmative defense