I lost 40 IQ points last night

and loved every freaking minute of it. Mountain Monsters returned! Ghost Hunters returned! And you bet your sweaty hillbilly ass I was maniacally flipping between the 2 while eating cheetos and drinking some Old Fo Rye. I even shed a tear when Huckleberry sacrificed his mason jar of Sasquatch Piss moonshine to get a 18 month old camera memory card from an unknown redneck while wearing overalls and no shirt. Entertainment at its finest.

I don’t believe a single word that’s said in the show, and I often find myself laughing out loud, but I love watching Ancient Aliens.

One of my favorite things is when the narrator starts in with:

“Some ancient alien theorists believe…”

Pretty much anything can come after that sentence fragment. It’s so entertaining!

I love the ones that take themselves seriously. Like Killing Bigfoot. These guys act like they are paramilitary and are some kind of badass hunters. If one of those dudes actually ran into Bigfoot, they would soil their pants. Mountain Monsters at least is all a little tongue in cheek I think.