I laughed so hard I almost puked

Wait, no, I just wanted to puke:

http://milehighatlanta.com/
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As featured in Travel and Leisure Magazine as one of the 50 Most Romantic Things to Do-FEB 2004

Awesome.

Just.

Awesome.

you get to keep your sheet as a souvenir of this special event.

This got me.

Man, I’d like to show up with a midget in a wookie outfit and chaps and see what they say.

Wow! Too bad I’m terrified of flying, my husband would love this.

you get to keep your sheet as a souvenir of this special event.

This got me.

Moreso than the certificate of accomplishment that you coud proudly hang on your office wall?

OK, you made my day!! thanks!

Anyone can print a certificate. It takes a special experience to generate a Rorschach rendering of your almost children.

Wow! Too bad I’m terrified of flying, my husband would love this.
Might be an effective means of therapy . . .

Wait, no, I just wanted to puke:

http://milehighatlanta.com/

On a serious note, why did reading this make you want to puke?

Do you think that people who achieve “mile high status” this way are “cheating” their way into the club? Should it be reserved for people on commercial flights only? What about 1st class vs business vs economy? The morning “cattle train” vs the redeye? Bathroom or in the seat with a blanket? Do hand jobs and oral count, or does it have to be penile/vaginal penetration? That could make it tough for gay couples… I guess if you were to allow anal as well the gay men would be taken care of - but what of the gay women? If one were to get lucky in a hotel in Denver, does that count?

If not the above, then why? Does god care where you do it? Is sex meant to be a bedroom only thing? On a bed? Under the sheets? With a sheet between the man and woman with a strategically cut hole?

Maybe it’s because the operators of the “airline” don’t check ID and marriage certificates?

I’m not picking on you (well… not just) - I really want to know!

Good point.

:slight_smile:

Yah I’d like to know more about your wanting to puke.

But if you like Capitalism you gotta expect deliverables like this.

Look, I’m no prude. People should get off however they feel fit (as long as it doesn’t harm others).

My immediate reaction was… oh god, those sheets must be dirty. Have you ever stayed in a hotel that charges by the half-hour? Me neither! Why not?
This is like that, only it moves.

Then my friend pointed out that it looked like what they expected the inside of a molester van to look like. They effectively turned the inside of the plane into a molester van.

Finally, I wondered who might want to get into this sort of business. I suspect that the pilot gets off on this sort of thing, which is fine as he should get off however he sees fit but I can’t help but imagine myself in the plane and I’m not really comfortable with others watching me in intimate moments…

So for those reasons, I’m a little creeped out by the milehighatlanta.com service.

You just took the fun right out of this thread.

Buzzkill.

:stuck_out_tongue:


So for those reasons, I’m a little creeped out by the milehighatlanta.com service.

Fair enough, and thanks for the reply. I’m glad to have gained some understanding into your initial reaction. For the record, here was mine:

Funny as all hell.
This dude is definitely an entrepreneur and more than a bit of a risk taker - I hope he does well.
Funny as all hell.

To address your points:

No, I’ve never stayed in a hotel that rented rooms for less than a night. Or at least they didn’t advertise it… I’ve stayed in more hotels than most but trust the good folks who run the Marriott and other hotels where I’ve stayed to clean the room, change the sheets, and in general offer a decent level of comfort and cleanliness. These guys give you the sheets as a souvenir, so I guess there’s no worry of them being re-used. Even if they didn’t though, I’d fully expect clean sheets for every ride (no pun intended).

I’ve never imagined what a molester van might look like - on the inside or out. My take was that they didn’t have a whole lot of room to work with (it** is** a Piper) - so they did the best they could. It looks to me like a twin mattress. Not luxurious, but they aren’t flying jets here nor are they charging the sort of price that one would associate with a Lear Jet. If you took a medium sized closet and tried to turn it into a bedroom, this is pretty much what you’d get.

While it did occur to me that there might be some sort of video surveillance onboard, that would likely get them in some hot water if they ever got caught. My guess is that the pilot isn’t so much “into watching” as he is into making money - and saw a unique opportunity to fill a niche market.

This last point wasn’t my own but rather came about as a result of this thread - these guys are providing a service to those with a fear of flying, helping them to face their fears head on! Well - maybe sideways… but still. :stuck_out_tongue:

Ok, I’m not sure I want to know the answer, but I have to ask:
How exactly did you find this? What were you searching for that brought this up? :wink:

Swallow honey, it will make your ears pop!

I knew that one was coming (pun intented)
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I suppose going upstairs is the equivalent to the mile high club for you.

yes, it’s that common :wink:
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I thought your hobbit hole only had one storey…

http://67.104.146.36/english/jrrtolkien/imagesTolkien/bilbo-baggins1.jpg