I killed a bunny lat night

The Coffee Shop
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And, I had the whole family in the van too.

Honestly, it had it coming.

It was suicidal!

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Distraction is the best strategy when critter kill is immanent. Just point towards the sky and yell EAGLE!

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Did it taste like chicken?

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https://www.sadanduseless.com/suicidal/
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i’m trying to kill a mouse. it’s eaten our bananas and avocados but wont eat almond butter.
picky bastard.

any tips

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i’m trying to kill a mouse. it’s eaten our bananas and avocados but wont eat almond butter.
picky bastard.

any tips

Yeah, go to Enterprise and rent a full size 9 seater van with the full insurance package like I did on this trip. Then, run over it (as it is running towards your high beams like a lunatic) with the left front tire, and back left tire for good measure.

Van 1
Moose 0

Make sure to place a Van to Moose bet at Ladbrokes for good measure. This way you cover the 150 deductible.

Let me know how it works for you.

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//i’m trying to kill a mouse. it’s eaten our bananas and avocados but wont eat almond butter.
picky bastard. //

If there’s sugar in the Almond Butter, it sounds like you’ve got a Paleo Mouse. Put some Crossfit WODs and a small piece of organic, grass-fed, no steroid, high country Bison meat on a mousetrap. That should do the trick.

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i’m trying to kill a mouse. it’s eaten our bananas and avocados but wont eat almond butter.
picky bastard.

any tips

Yeah, go to Enterprise and rent a full size 9 seater van with the full insurance package like I did on this trip. Then, run over it (as it is running towards your high beams like a lunatic) with the left front tire, and back left tire for good measure.

Van 1
Moose 0

Make sure to place a Van to Moose bet at Ladbrokes for good measure. This way you cover the 150 deductible.

Let me know how it works for you.

Been spending a lot of time with BleP lately? :wink:

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i’m trying to kill a mouse. it’s eaten our bananas and avocados but wont eat almond butter.
picky bastard.

any tips

You need a cat. Or a 13 year old boy. One or the other is enough. Both leads to a lot of dead critters on my back patio.

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And, I had the whole family in the van too.

Honestly, it had it coming.

It was suicidal!
Get a Brittany…they love all small woodland creatures

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i’m trying to kill a mouse. it’s eaten our bananas and avocados but wont eat almond butter.
picky bastard.

any tips

Yeah, stop using almond butter, it tastes like shit.

Use real peanut butter, the kind loaded with sugar. Gets them every time.

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i’m trying to kill a mouse. it’s eaten our bananas and avocados but wont eat almond butter.
picky bastard.

any tips

Yeah, stop using almond butter, it tastes like shit.

Use real peanut butter, the kind loaded with sugar. Gets them every time.

Choosy mice choose Jif

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Distraction is the best strategy when critter kill is immanent. Just point towards the sky and yell EAGLE!

Nah. Just tell them the truth. Coyotes and buzzards need to eat too. Nothing goes to waste.