So I was out on a run and a dog bit me on the ASS! I just want to say:
steveperx… F%#@ YOU!
is the dog ok?
Did the dog need shots???
You need to run faster…J/K. I hope you’re ok.
I remember as a kid on a bike I got bit. The next 14 days of rabbies shots were not very pleasant.
If the dog broke the skin and the dog whereabouts are unknown, guess what? 
Isn’t it like 7 very expensive shots in your stomach?
“is the dog ok?”
A terrible waste of Black and Tan just went through my nose. On that note I am going to go stretch and play on the roller.
The bite didn’t puncture the skin, I had the owner look at my ass to make sure.
STEVEPERX! COME OUT! I want to have a word with you OUTSIDE!
When he says ASS, what he really means is hairy ass crack.
“Shawn, look at my ass. Is there punctures?”
I’m the one who needs the vaccinations.
EDIT: It was not my dog. Gunner has better taste.
Where you wearing one these?
Where you wearing one these?
Yes, but I shaved and I’ve been really good with sunscreen lately.
HTFU Sally
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Did you bite it back? Most dogs are wussies when you show them some teeth.
HTFU Sally
I did. I finished my workout.
bit by a dog now I can not train
chocolate rain
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OH, the irony!!!..(on a serious note, hope you’re okay)
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Excellent taste exhibited by said canine.
is the dog ok?
broke two teeth on his bony ass.
and I just went riding with Lar Dog. Kidding aside, I hope you are ok. did you check if the dog had all the shots?
did you check if the dog had all the shots?
don’t you have this backwards? 