I just found my dream job

NASA has an opening for a Planetary Protection Officer.

https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000

http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/meninblack/assets/images/onesheet.jpg

actually , i might fit the bill.

That’s pretty cool.

Interested. Does it require much travel?

Yes. Intergalactic, 1st class on Virgin Galactic.

I was really hoping for a work from home option.

Does NASA have drug testing?

Does NASA have drug testing?

Actually, it’s spelled out in the job requirements from the link: “This is a drug-testing designated position.”

In space, no one can hear you toke…

I wish I saw that earlier. Here I am, stuck in a dead end job with no chance of promotion. Its tough being the massage therapist for Brazilian ladies beach volleyball team.

NASA has an opening for a Planetary Protection Officer.

https://www.usajobs.gov/...iewDetails/474414000

http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/meninblack/assets/images/onesheet.jpg

Cool, given my demonstrated ability to protect fellow Humans from ALF (Alien Life Forms) on this Planet, I will give it a shot…