did, too! did, too! nyah nyah!
Couldn’t resist.
Let me ask you this in all seriousness…
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For how many years have you been shaving your legs? The leg shaving was like a gateway drug, sorry bro.
I just remembered why I never visit the lavender room
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Dude its clear u are the rebound. Never date, much less marry, a girl on the rebound.
Actually, the best thing is to encourage her to be who she really it. That is best for all. And keep believing that the right women is out there for you.
In the mean time, train harder.
Sorry to hear about your situation. The best therapy for you would be to spend more time training, it may sound harsh but it can help you take your mind off the matter. Running especially can lift your moods, try going out for a long run therapy.
“The best therapy for you would be to spend more time…”
The best therapy would be Holy water and some sort of spell or chant to cast out demons. Little known secret that women can’t actually ingest Holy water, what with being the Spawn of the Devil and all. It’s science. You can look it up.
I take it you are not in a relationship, and won’t be for sometime.
Take stock of yourself man, listen to what you are saying. If you really believe that then your only option is to come out of the closet and you’ll be much happier. There is nothing wrong with women, in general, nor homosexuals.
I’ve been happily married for over 11 years, in case that was next question or comment.
"If you really believe that then your only option is to come out of the closet and you’ll be much happier. There is nothing wrong with women, in general, nor homosexuals. "
First off, the fact that you have been subject to the evil Satanic spell of a woman for 11 years now is not a good sign. Did you know that 11 multiplied by 60.545454545454…equals 666? You will need extra precautions. I suggest Holy water straight from the Vatican, or some other important religious site. Plus, it can’t hurt to start carrying a Holy relic of some sort. Maybe a splinter from the cross or a potato shaped like the Virgin Mary.
Second, even though I can’t make my posts pink, you will never get me to admit that I have obviously been kidding. You have been under the thrall of a Spawn of the Devil for way too long. You could be in on the evil plan by now. Hell, you could even actually be a woman. None of us would ever know,…except, of course, the other women who can read your secret codes and communicate with you through demonic mind powers.
Third, I’m obviously not gay, or I would not be tempted by the sexual wiles of the daughters of Beelzebub. One of the things the gays have going for them is that they are immune from that temptation. Unfortunately, women quickly discovered an alternate means by which to insinuate themselves into the gay community. Enter Deborah Messing and the shopping channel. Case closed.
When?..Why? …What? …How???
Ist up … roundy-roundies
2nd-up … condascending towards femmes
and … now … you’re LOSING IT! … -
“Not bad for a first post, swimfan.”
my instinct and back end software suggests not. i think this is on the level. future posts will prove me right or wrong. the benefit of the doubt is his.
for the original poster, i do think you have to at some point shrug it off and move on, and perhaps even laugh it off. if you’re looking for the source of a little levity in this, perhaps it’s in getting sound counsel and comfort from somebody called “ice queen.”
Slowguy, You should sell this to Matt and Trey over at South Park. It would make a great episode! Of course that’s just commidifying your pain and suffering. What the hell though, you can always get more, right?
From my perspective, your statistics and mysterious decoding of the term woman is all the proof I need. Can I buy one of those potato virgin mary’s?
"From my perspective, your statistics and mysterious decoding of the term woman is all the proof I need. Can I buy one of those potato virgin mary’s? "
Unfortunately, the potatoes shaped like the Virgin Mary are extremely rare, and only hold real power over your tormentor if you go through the effort of searching for one yourself. Plus, I’m not in this to make a buck. I’m just here to help.
Ahh, a true prophet! If I can’t find a tuber will a gourd do the trick?
" I also married young (right out of college) to a wonderful man that unfortunately whiskey turned into a shadow of his former self."
I tried to tell those connoisseurs of alcoholoic beverages on that thread about “fav drink” that alcohol really has no benefit unless taken in small quantities for medicinal purposes; but they all ignored me. 
In reality alcoholic beverages are no different from a narcotic except it’s legal and socially acceptable. Probably worse then some other drugs because it brings about unpleasant drunkard and often violent behaviour.
My question to all the drink connossieurs is, if their beverages of choice they so endeare to and expouse the unique delectable flavours had no alcoholic content … would they still be so attached to it to such extent that it was a part of their lifestyle?
“There is nothing wrong with women, in general, nor homosexuals.”
Could you honestly say that if all other things being equal you have no preference as to whether your son/sons grow up hetro or homo?
“Women are the spawn of the devil.” - slowguy
Here’s me playing amateur psychologist … slowguy had his ego and heart crushed from a rejection from some girl he had puppy over when he was a pimply kid not so long ago.
You’re not going to turn into a serial rapist murderer of women to excorcise the devil out of them are you?
or
as someone else suggested … turn into a fagot? or already are?
“If I can’t find a tuber will a gourd do the trick?”
Really anything that grows in or close to the ground will do. The reasoning for this is quite simple, and obvious to most everyone. The Devil comes from Hell, which is underground. So, any symbol of the Virgin Mary coming from the ground is particularly harmful to Satan’s minions. It burns the flesh of their souls.
good luck.
I have not read all the other posts, but after reading yours i am reminded of a scene from one of my favorite movies - Strange Brew. If you have not seen this high quality film you absolutely must, at the very least it will take your mind off things for about 90 min.
Any way the two main charactors are brothers (Canadian) that love to drink beer and at one point in the film one of the brothers is trapped in a beer vat that is filling with beer with this woman. As they realize that they will die the one brother (Rick Moranis) proclaims “My brother and I always dreamed of drowning in beer, now he’s not here, I got two soakers, and this sucks.”
I know that it is no where near the same, but your story reminded me of something that always sounds cool (lesbian wife) but really isn’t. Anyway I thought that it might make you laugh.
Sorry dude, hang in there.
My perspective and experience is as the child of a situation similar to what you’re experiencing. I have great relationships with both parents and they handled their divorce and subsequent parenting with more grace and consideration then anyone I know. 20+ years later the fact that I’ve never heard one of my parents speak ill of the other says far more about who they are then who sleeps with whom.
There will be some bumps but you and your children will be fine. Counseling could help you and the kids to heal faster. I’m sorry you’re going through this but please know that it’s possible to have happy, well-adjusted children despite the fork in the road.