
Not what you were expecting, was it?

Not what you were expecting, was it?
Somewhere in the woods there’s a bear posting to beartwitch about how he fixed the wheeled beasts who have been terrorizing the outskirts of wilderness.
You hit him with your Go-Cart?!
Wouldn’t a bullet have been cheaper?
Your car needs washed.
I was thinking you had neutered the bear.
Looks like he did a bearel roll over the hood…
You little speed demons in your sporty red cars. SLOW DOWN!!! ![]()
Did you try honking the horn first?
I almost hit a bear on my bicycle one time. He ran away from me real quick back into the woods. Real men don’t need no stinkin’ car to scare off a bear.
Were his hands up while running away from you?
I’m assuming it was a black bear? You’re in B.C. and they have lots of grizzlies out there?
Were his hands up while running away from you?
Nice.
No permanent griz on Vancouver Island… the odd one swims over and gets shot by the Natives. This guy probably weighed 350lb or so, mature boar/sow. Would’ve made at least 100lbs of delicious pepperoni!
The car isn’t that dirty… it’s frosty. It was a balmy -3C this morning. I was going maybe 50km/h when I saw the brown nose jump out of the bush on passenger side of the road. I called the COs and they didn’t seem to concerned a hurt bear was within a mile of 3 schools and a half dozen parks. A bear in the same area apparently broke into a house and made off with the Christmas baking, but I’m not so sure about that story.
My guess is $8-10k in damage (the door is crinkled which I’m going to guess means the frame is crumpled) the car is worth maybe $15-18k… hoping for a write-off but not likely.