I figured out what I have to do

I just realized what it takes to become an official tri geek and earn the Slowtwitch decoder ring.

  1. Shave my legs

  2. Ride a cervelo

  3. Pick a side on the whole power cranks thing and get pissy with everyone who disagrees with me

  4. Find a way to get so low in my aerobars that my nose almost touches the top tube(mmm I can almost smell the rubber from my front tire burning now)

  5. Go ahead and admit that me and Tom are secret lovers. (I dream of the day he and I can ride down a long rode on our p3c’s together and leave this cruel world behind.)

And last but not least. Drumroll please

  1. Own at least one cat but two or more are prefered(there’s Tom in my thoughts again dammit)

Or am I missing something else?

Have a good weekend guys