Thinking bout getting him the Brokeback Mountain DVD and some chaps to go with. Need some good ideas the more obnoxious the better. Thanks
A picture of your sister?
Fleshlight iPad cover. Google it.
been through 3 of those not very sturdy…
Subscription to a brutally obnoxious magazine of your choice.
A brutal gift that is delivered to his doorstop every month, hell go with the 3 year option.
Good luck
been through 3 of those not very sturdy…
They aren’t designed to be fisted.
Ass-less chaps
Thong underwear
Lululemon yoga pants
.
Midget porn and a home STD testing kit.
Justin Bieber music?
A couple of years ago I bought my brother in law all the cheap and nasty stuff I could find from a truck stop- Cammo hat - bad NASCAR type tee - even a shot glass - it went over very well.
Lululemon yoga pants
He said gag-gift, these are awesome for lounging around the house or to/from gym.
Lululemon yoga pants
He said gag-gift, these are awesome for lounging around the house or to/from gym.
…not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Get him a bottle of lube with a note saying it’s her favorite.
You gotta mind fuck him,
Get him a sweater/cheap watch/khakis/socks and then act like you put a lot of thought into it and feign anger when he plays it off like a gag gift. Saw a cousin pull this on his family member with a cheap backpack and said ‘But you always are outdoors camping!’. Funny as hell if they think you weren’t joking even though you were.
A subscription/order for Enzyte and a smiling Bob poster.
I can’t believe nobody has yet suggested a shark in a jar.