I crashed! and finished and took a fat guy 3rd! and thanks to Kestrel Kerri

Race ysterday, feeling good, coming in to T2, guy in front of swerves, I go down to avoid him, tore up my knee, calf, hip, tore my new shorts. worst part of it - I was out of my shoes for the dismount, both of my feet got it good, just about all of my toes. a volunteer was pulling my bike out of the way, another was rushing over, asking m if Ishe could help me to the medic, all I was thinking was “where’s she going with my bike?” jumped up, grabbed my bike and took off, pulled on my (used to be) white shoes, stopped at the first water station and poured about five cups of water on my legs. I figured, I paid, I was going to finish if I could. Man, that stings. Usually, while running, I think aboout my legs and lungs hurting, this time, I kept looking at my shoes and thinking, they’re turning red. One guy ran past me and said, “dude, your ass is hanging out.”

took home a clydesdale trophy.

and the bike is fine.

and when Kestrel Kerri said, Make sure you shave your feet - she wasn’t kidding!

Just so there’s no misunderstanding – when I told you to have a great day at Lum’s, this WASN’T what I had in mind!

Still, mighty fine job pulling it together and finishing in what sounds like fine form. I’ll write off line later… but right now I’m going to go shave my feet.

yes, hairless feet makes washing and bandaging a bit better

when I was packing up, a guy saw me and said, now I know why you guys shave your legs.

actually, this was just a blatent attempt at sympathy.

it’s not working

You need to report to TNO right away…

if I came from TNO, I wouldn’t have finished
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Way to hang tough froggy…Which race did you do?

My first will be Wildwood, and then only the DU…Pool unavailable the next two weeks.

Glad you’re OK. I was there … totally broke down on the run but finished. My wife saw you crash. She told me about this guy who’s ass was hanging out of his shorts after crashing on the dismount. I just called and told her that not only did you finish but you took home a trophy! She couldn’t believe it. Nice recovery. Hope your bike is ok. Brick

She saw his ass…I know froggy…Are her eyes still burning?

that would be Lums Pond

my feet hurt
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as anyone has ever crashed knows

“not my bike, not my bike, not my bike”

just out $50 for the shorts

hey, it wasn’t that big of a tear

maybe I should have posted this on the nudity thread
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Awwhhhhh…we’re not all wimpy over there.

G

She’s used to seeing mine (I’m a clyde too) and if froggy took third his is certainly an improvement over mine!

Sympathy for you? Okay, but also lots for Brick’s wife – and anybody else who saw your tokhis!

actually, this was just a blatent attempt at sympathy.

it’s not working

HA!

Nice job on the finish and the podium.
clm

Thanks!

and tell Kerri a huge thanks for the foot shaving suggestion, it makes bandage removal just a little bit easier