I care about celebrity magazines

“We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don’t concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines…”

Lance’s actions unnacceptible…
Lemond is just bitter…
Simioni is a slimy pussy (that does have a humorous ring to it, though)…
Millar isn’t a role-model…

My god, my 17 year-old sister’s cell phone spews less gossip than this forum.

-Nature of the beast.