Floolish Tri Guy’s sponsorship thread has inspired me.
I need some stuff and have no cash so here is the deal. I get a part you get what ever you want in return. Leather, latex, webcam, boy or girl, whatever. Just reach down to your darkest desires, grab your favorite lube and give me a call.
I’m not bitter or anything, but if you go back a ways, you might recall a certain conversation we had about killing threads. Since then, you have become one of the most popular posters on this forum, while I continue to alienate, annoy, or simply horrify with every post. It’s not intentional, it’s a gift. That said, I hereby boot your ass out of the thread-killer hall of fame.
As far as free stuff goes, you have a nicer bike than me, but I can send you a tube of Chamois Butt’r. Only slightly used.