I hate movies. I used to like them all right but I now I just can’t think of a worse torture then going to the movies. I have to take my wife to see He’s Just Not That In To You so I am thinking of taking an ice pick to jam into testicles for the whole two hours because it would be more enjoyable.
I don’t know why I have slowly drifted into movie hate but I cant’ even watch movies I like anymore. I tried to watch Bell, Book, Candle the other night and I looked for a gun to shoot myself. Anyone else feel this way?
I hate food. I am so goddamn sick of food and foodies. Not I do not have emotional experience with my food. No I don’t give shit about some TV chefs latest creation. Just pick something to eat already!!! Am I alone in this?
We have two kids and almost never get out. What I wouldn’t give to go to show or two or eat at a restaurant with just my wife. Consider yourself a lucky guy and quit your bitchin.
I hate food. I am so goddamn sick of food and foodies. Not I do not have emotional experience with my food. No I don’t give shit about some TV chefs latest creation. Just pick something to eat already!!! Am I alone in this?
I could watch Giada’s boobies all day. Just wish her head weren’t so large.
Are you the mean ol’ “get off my lawn kid” guy? I sense a little need for therapy. Then again, a bitchin’ tri-geek is a happy trigeek.
As for answering the question…“What are we gonna eat?”
I am right there with ya on that one… I would rather slide down a razor blade and land in pool of alcohol than try and solve that dilemma!
Movies… they are what they are! Drink more beer and everything becomes more tolerable!
It’s not about redeeming it’s about boredom. Hey a bunch of people acting. I bet he gets the girl in the end. It’s like everything in movies are just played out.
It’s not about redeeming it’s about boredom. Hey a bunch of people acting. I bet he gets the girl in the end. It’s like everything in movies are just played out.
Bored while watching Kim Novak in that outfit? You do need help.
The alternative could be…you are not training enough. If you have time to watch movies, then you’re not training enough. And if training doesn’t cure what ales ya… there’s always Beer, did I mention that already. There’s only two kinds of beer in this world… cold beer and free beer! Does porn fall into the “I hate movies” categories… We all know the outcome of those movies too… and the acting is spectacular!
I’m right there with you on the foodie issue. I see those people on the food network, and to me the effort-to-enjoyment ratio of all the things that they create in their kitchen is just way too high for me. The last thing I want to do after coming home from work is spending 45 min. to an hour (or more) in the kitchen doing things like julienning carrots and braising mushrooms, or whatever the hell it is they do. The amount of pots and pans and ingredients is overwhelming and if I tried to create what they do, the kitchen would look like a hurricane hit it (I’m not the neatest person in the world).
You are out of touch with your food. You need to kill and grow your own food.Many creatures can be hunted/fished year round and you should be able grow vegetables about 5/6 months out of the year.
I’m right there with you on the foodie issue. I see those people on the food network, and to me the effort-to-enjoyment ratio of all the things that they create in their kitchen is just way too high for me. The last thing I want to do after coming home from work is spending 45 min. to an hour (or more) in the kitchen doing things like julienning carrots and braising mushrooms, or whatever the hell it is they do. The amount of pots and pans and ingredients is overwhelming and if I tried to create what they do, the kitchen would look like a hurricane hit it (I’m not the neatest person in the world).
Over the last several weekends I have been making some pretty kick ass food creations. The thing I like the most is the knife-work (with practice you can get very efficient prepping food). There is something relaxing to me about wielding a scary sharp knife in the kitchen(while drinking a little vino), slicing, dicing, etc.
As far as time goes it takes a little longer, but if you work with the right ingredients you can create some seriosuly great food. It beats spending stupid amounts of coin in a restaurant. For cleanup, you have to clean as you go–sanitation is an often overlooked aspect of cooking.
Also, I score serious brownie points with Mrs. chainpin when I take over the kitchen.
I got home after work around 6pm yesterday after doing the food shopping. I then proceeded to make a serious mess in the kitchen making spaghetti and meatballs in a homemade sauce. By 7pm, when the wife and one daughter were home, we sat down to a wonderful homemade dinner, one of my wife’s favorites. For the price of one restaurant dinner, I had dinner for three plus enough leftovers for two more dinner-sized servings, and it tasted exactly the way we want it to taste.
I do all the “serious” cooking in the house, and I also usually clean up: if I had all the fun cooking, I should do some work cleaning up, right?
(when time’s a-wastin’, cleanup has to wait. When I have enough time, I do clean as I go)
