30 boxes delivered to our new house and all the furniture is now assembled. All went well but holly molly, I had enough of screwing.
30 boxes delivered to our new house and all the furniture is now assembled. All went well but holly molly, I had enough of screwing.
3 words for you brother
Fuckin’ Impact driver!
I liked Ikea stuff until I started walking into people’s houses and our “unique” and funky interior was exactly the same as everyone elses…
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I had enough of screwing.

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Mrs. Billabong made her first trip to Ikea Saturday. She came home yelling Ikea is just like Target. I need an impact screwdriver now.
I did our kitchen in Ikea. The 3d tool was awesome, but burned a lot of time. It looks nice, but dang all the cardboard boxes we had to take to the recycle center.
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I hate Ikea. I hate being forced to walk through a maze. I hate the long lines at check-out. I hate their foamy diet coke. I hate the stupid product names. I actually enjoy putting together the furniture though. And I have to admit it holds up better than you’d expect as long as you treat it reasonably. We finally got rid of some dressers and shelves that were a good 15 years old and still going strong.
Mrs. Billabong made her first trip to Ikea Saturday. She came home yelling Ikea is just like Target. I need an impact screwdriver now.
I’d ease off on the impact gun and use a regular drill with the clutch setting relatively low. An impact gun is like using a sledge hammer to drive in a tiny finish nail. The likelihood of over driving and ruining something is pretty high. Their furniture is meant to be assembled by hand.
I did our kitchen in Ikea. The 3d tool was awesome, but burned a lot of time. It looks nice, but dang all the cardboard boxes we had to take to the recycle center.
Ikea kitchens are hands down the best value you can find at their price point. Obviously worse quality then a custom builder would do, but, far far better then offerings from Home Depot, Lowe’s etc.
Around here, the local Ikea cabinet installers are booked up 3 months in advance.
30 boxes delivered to our new house and all the furniture is now assembled. All went well but holly molly, I had enough of screwing.
Are we allowed to shop at IKEA? I thought that was one of the companies that we’re supposed to boycott?
30 boxes delivered to our new house and all the furniture is now assembled. All went well but holly molly, I had enough of screwing.
that’s what she said
Mrs. Billabong made her first trip to Ikea Saturday. She came home yelling Ikea is just like Target. I need an impact screwdriver now.
I’d ease off on the impact gun and use a regular drill with the clutch setting relatively low. An impact gun is like using a sledge hammer to drive in a tiny finish nail. The likelihood of over driving and ruining something is pretty high. Their furniture is meant to be assembled by hand.
Thanks for catching the misquote, got a nice cordless drill from the next door neighbor a Navy CB. And my daughter fresh from her pilgrimage across Camino de Santiago is doing the work.
30 boxes delivered to our new house and all the furniture is now assembled. All went well but holly molly, I had enough of screwing.
Who the f**k is Holly Molly?
Mrs. Billabong made her first trip to Ikea Saturday. She came home yelling Ikea is just like Target. I need an impact screwdriver now.
I’d ease off on the impact gun and use a regular drill with the clutch setting relatively low. An impact gun is like using a sledge hammer to drive in a tiny finish nail. The likelihood of over driving and ruining something is pretty high. Their furniture is meant to be assembled by hand.
Thanks for catching the misquote, got a nice cordless drill from the next door neighbor a Navy CB. And my daughter **] fresh from her pilgrimage across Camino de Santiago ** is doing the work.
That has long been a bucket list item for me. How did she like it? Where did she start from?
I hate Ikea. I hate being forced to walk through a maze.
Yeah, not a fan of that. I’m sure I read last year about a guy who ended up in court because he’d gone into his local Ikea with some yellow tape, and taped new arrows onto the floor so that if you followed them you’d go round in circles forever and never be able to get out.
What a sick bastard.
I did our kitchen in Ikea. The 3d tool was awesome, but burned a lot of time. It looks nice, but dang all the cardboard boxes we had to take to the recycle center.
Yup, there is a yuge
pile of those in the front yard. Will pile everything in the car tomorrow and off to the recycling center.
Mrs. Billabong made her first trip to Ikea Saturday. She came home yelling Ikea is just like Target. I need an impact screwdriver now.
I’d ease off on the** impact gun** and use a regular drill with the clutch setting relatively low. An impact gun is like using a sledge hammer to drive in a tiny finish nail. The likelihood of over driving and ruining something is pretty high. Their furniture is meant to be assembled by hand.
I just use the tools provided or my own simple screwdrivers. It is a bit tiring but I just can’t justify buying tools I will almost never use.
30 boxes delivered to our new house and all the furniture is now assembled. All went well but holly molly, I had enough of screwing.
Who the f**k is Holly Molly?
She is the goddess who tells me to read the bloody instructions and follow them and not be a smartass ![]()
30 boxes delivered to our new house and all the furniture is now assembled. All went well but holly molly, I had enough of screwing.
Who the f**k is Holly Molly?
She’s so rough he’s had enough of screwing