I suppose it’s all relative. I’ve never once in front of my wife, and we’ve been together since 1995. Some people would probably consider that abnormal.
edited to add that i go through a candle about every 1-2 weeks.
The candle really doesn’t do anything. Mirage is a good word. I will tell you this too, candles actually are very dangerous. I would guess that candles start more accidental house fires than anything else. I’ll bet you that we go on a fire a month for unattended candles that catch the bathroom on fire. Just be careful…you are literally playing with fire.
I know some guys who are like this. I know what you mean about laughing or crying. It is kind of funny though.
are you suggesting the gaseous discharge might cause an explosion?
No. What I am saying is that candles, particularly unattended candles sometimes do the unexpected and catch things on fire, like drapes, toilet paper, kleenex in the garbage can, the garbage can…whatever. Candles look nice. They provide light. They sometimes smell good. But they are dangerous and need to be treated that way.
Also, they do not “burn up the fart smell”. There was a Mythbusters episode about this. All the candle does is provide an additional smell.
So, if you are trying to use a candle to rid your atmosphere of your husband’s noxious butt gas…it ain’t working. But, if you are using the candle ATTENDED and WITH CAUTION, for one of the other purposes…carry on.
I just really don’t want to read some thread by you in the future, from the library computer about how your house burned down from a candle. It happens…trust me.
Wow. My b/f not only does it in front of me, sometimes he backs right on up and does it on me. He and snackie have fart wars, I’m the innocent bystander caught in the crossfire.
Hey, candles are great because naked women like candles because what woman doesn’t look good nakend in candlelight? Hell, I think nearly all of them look good in normal light, candlelight, or the dark, but they are the ones that have the body image issues and are afraid of being naked in the light.
Wow. My b/f not only does it in front of me, sometimes he backs right on up and does it on me. He and snackie have fart wars, I’m the innocent bystander caught in the crossfire.
Wow indeed. That is just so wrong on so many levels . . .
To Kitty, ship him to a doctor. I had a roommate with the same issue. After we chased him to a doctor, it turned out it was an indicator for something weird that could have turned out badly.
I pretty much do it all the time. I lived with a girl for awhile and I would “try” to go elsewhere but not always. There would be times in the supermarket I would whisper in her ear, “we should leave this aisle now.”
