Boy did I mess that up.
One poster will complain that there is no light bulb–the existence of light emitting vacuum tubes is just a myth. This poster will then be attacked simultaneously by both a light bulb believer and a lightbulb believer, who will then get into a debate about the silly beliefs that the other holds about lightbulbs versus light bulbs, and the heresy involved in those beliefs, and how the other person will spend eternity in darkness, separated from the essence of ALVA(pbuh), while they get to spend that eternity basked in light, and in the presence of ALVA(pbuh). Both the light bulbist and the lightbulbist will try to get the other to see the error of their beliefs about light emitting vacuum tubes, and to change their views, so that they, too can spend eternity basked in incandescence.
A parallel debate between the right hand threaded light bulb proponents and the left hand threaded light bulb proponents will also ensue, with the left hand threaded light bulb proponents claiming that the right hand threaded light bulb proponents only want the rich to have light bulbs, and the right hand threaded light bulb proponents will accuse the left hand threaded light bulb proponents of the desire to create huge government programs to administer the distribution of lightbulbs, arguing that private entities could do it better.
And 10 STers to argue about what kind of training methods will be most effective in increasing the long-term wattage of the bulb.
And what’s the best way to optimize your bulb’s wattage output:
2x20 watt bulbs, 1x40 watts, or just leaving on a low wattage bulb for a long time.
I heard that the light bulbs made in China had poor quality control, I would never buy one from there.
HUMMMM
I thought I was the most bored ST’er at work today but after reading this thread I think there are 26 other people who could compete for that title.
But then again I just read the entire post and rel=plyed.
Still the raining ST Bored King
Three posters blaming George Bush for the light bulb’s failure and then criticizing him for contracting Halliburton to fix it in a no-bid process.
Several other posters claiming Bill Clinton weakened bulb’s during the 90’s because he was bedding interns instead of concentrating on the growing light bulb problem.
Works best with a CH Aero light bulb cover.
But then Gary Tingley will post to remind us that it’s not ICU legal.
One pro lightbulb to respond three weeks later to defend himself with an “open letter” against the claims/counter-claims/name-calling of the original threads, at which time STer’s respond with a landslide of “attaboy, pro lightbulb, I met you at a hardware store in Boulder, and you were a class act. Some people around here just don’t get it. . .”
and one to post how many pros they met while changing a light bulb.
and post picture after picture of hanging all over those pros at some bar.
Wow, and I thought the “stuff on cats” would be the chart topper for the week. Thanks for brightening my shitass day.
