How does Yoda say "H.T.F.U" - is it "T.F.H.U."?

According to Urban Dictionary Yoda says, “The Fuck Shut Up” (T.F.S.U.) in place of “Shut The Fuck Up” (S.T.F.U).

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How would the Jedi Master say “Harden The Fuck Up” (H.T.F.U.)? I can envision him saying this to Luke Skywalker when Luke is acting like a panzee in the swamp when he is trying to levitate his X-Wing fighter.

Dunno… but he’s one heck of a break dancer:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SkeWjWKqHdo

He wouldn’t say that. Yoda would say, “Your pussy, it is hurting, hmmph?”

“Harden the fuck up, you must.”

i can’t believe I replied… such a dork.

“Harden the fuck up, you must.”

i can’t believe I replied… such a dork.
That’s ok, I was about to reply with the same exact thing…

You’re all wrong. Yoda would never say something so stupid.

“He” said it best with “do or do not, there is no try…”

Much, much better than HTFU, but clearly not as good as STFU or simply JFT and its race day equivalent, JFR.

TAFN.