Help me… I’ve wanted flour for dinner for the past couple nights, and I want it toasted bread style where it’s like a square sheet of toasted baked bread that you stick jelly and stuff on! How do you do that?! Tonight I managed raw bread and I just threw peanut butter, cheese, tomato, mushroom, and olive on. It was good but it looked like a mess 
The simpler directions the better, my cooking skills are mostly limited to a glass of ice water.
TIA!!!
You managed “raw bread” for dinner? That’s impressive, I’ve never seen “raw bread”. Where I come from we call that “dough”.
peanut butter, cheese, tomato, mushroom, and olive
That is gross.
I’ll help you out if you are a hot 18 year old chick.
Zat sound like you?
I am going to write a ST cookbook and get rich.
Chapter 1: How to boil water.
Chapter 2: How to make flat coke.
Chapter 3: How to make toast.
How do you make tea??
This is America, you pansy.
Yeah, Americans make tea with ice cubes. Yuck.
The real trick to boiling water is not burning it while you make it.
SNAP! I have to admit, when I saw the OP I thought “Is this like the flat Coke thing?”
I’m sure TC has a sense of humor or else she wouldn’t have stuck around here so long 
You GO Xenu!
“I’ll help you out if you are a hot 18 year old chick.”
OH SNAP!
LOL, seriously.
I’m sure TC has a sense of humor or else she wouldn’t have stuck around here so long
You GO Xenu!
tendjewbeddymud!
I’m glad you enjoyed it…I crack myself up sometimes…
I wish I had seen this thread earlier, then I would have known how to make toast to go with my omelete tonight!!! LOL…
p.s. I got a mutant egg! When I cracked it there were TWO yolks! I’m trying not to think about the fact that the egg would have made two cute little twin chicks 
**I’ll help you out if you are a hot 18 year old chick. **
I’m TWENTY!!!
Those two years are important, it’s the difference between being a teenager and a responsible adult 
Yeah, whatever! I’m 28 and I’m still not a responsible adult.
Hopefully it wouldn’t have made 2 chicks, unless you’re in the habit of eating fertilized eggs. Most vegetarians wouldn’t, I don’t think?
How was your omelette? Did you use milk or water?
Ha-Ha, made me laugh!
Responsible adults are boring
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THere’s a paradox here. I say that I’m 28 and that I’m not a responsible adult yet. Then, you say that responsible adults are boring. I’m boring so I guess you are saying that I’m a responsible adult, but I’m saying that I’m not a responsible adult. I think my head is about to explode.
Nah…you’re just confusing equivalence and implication
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well no but if that egg WERE fertilized it would’ve been twin chicks.
My omelete was yummy. Milk, I need the calcium
maybe I should have made two omeletes though, or at least some toast to go with it I woke up hungry at midnight