How Can You Spot A Liberal In A Triathlon?
They will be the ones sucking a conservatives wheel while the conservative does all of the work.
Who else got one? 
How can you spot a conservative in a triathlon?
He’s riding without aero bars because there’s no mention of them in the Bible.
EDIT: On second thought, that’s unfair, because some conservatives aren’t Bible thumpers. Instead, they ride without aero bars because the founding fathers never mentioned them.
How Can You Spot A Liberal In A Triathlon?
I thought the purple uniforms gave it away…
How can you spot a moderate in a triathlon?
He has a lot of trouble with the turn buoys because he’s afraid to go either right or left.
They are the ones that piss on themselves and actually enjoy it.
How can you spot a conservative in a triathlon?
They are the ones who insist the aid stations be shut down after they go through.
They demand someone else pay their entry fee and complete the race for them?
They will invite the entire town to eat at the aid stations, with asking them to pay any money.
How Can You Spot A Liberal In A Triathlon?
They registered under a dead person’s name…four times.
Gosh, I didn’t know I was supposed to be carrying money when I stopped at the aid stations! 
Gosh, I didn’t know I was supposed to be carrying money when I stopped at the aid stations!
What??? You don’t tip the aid station workers? We do!
How Can You Spot A Liberal In A Triathlon?
They are the ones complaining that their constitutional rights are being violated when the nice lady at the registration desk ask for ID before they can have a packet.
lol, good point !
A liberal thinks the FOPs should pay higher entry fees, the BOPs should have their entry fees waived and get extra coupons for the post-race handouts and that the MOPs should be unionized without a vote.
A liberal thinks the FOPs should pay higher entry fees, the BOPs should have their entry fees waived and get extra coupons for the post-race handouts and that the MOPs should be unionized without a vote.
Excellent Work!!!
the conservative has a slab of bacon in his jersey back pocket and a pistol duct taped to his down tube for drafters
and the liberal - - - everyone gets to be on the podium, don’t want any feelings hurt.
The liberal has 15+ stickers on his bike about: gun control, vegan, anti-war, their cat, going green, etc
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Oh Yah, well the conservative is wrapped around a tree cuz his vision was all obstructed with all the tea bags hanging on his or her helmet
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The conservatives bike has a gun rack, the liberal will be racing in Birkenstocks.
~Matt
. . . . and the liberal never shows up because he and his liberal buddies couldn’t agree on which tri to do so the conservatives always win