Hotdog eaters are now athletes

Which athlete is more dominant in their sport? **** Lance Armstrong in cycling ** ** **** Roger Federer in tennis ** ** **** Takeru Kobayashi in competitive eating ** ** **** Other http://cdn.digitalcity.com/aolpolltool/xml_news_sports_vote

Second place eater after the “race” said “I want to be No. 1 in the world, so I practice,” she told CNN shortly after the contest. “I’m working on more speed.”

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This is so stupid, why do they cover this on ESPN. I think OLN even has a show called the Tour de Gorge.

Dave in VA

Hey… I ate two grilled polish sausages for lunch today and I still consider myself an athlete (even if I don’t feel like one).

Why do they cover it? Hell if I know. But 99% of what is on ESPN has nothing to do with the abilities of a human bodys limitations, rather that of a learned skill - fishing, hunting, bowling, pool, darts, poker (?), and on and on and on…NASCAR…sport…huh…

Thats it I’m getting off the bike and putting on the bib!

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Why do they cover it? Hell if I know. But 99% of what is on ESPN has nothing to do with the abilities of a human bodys limitations, rather that of a learned skill - fishing, hunting, bowling, pool, darts, poker (?), and on and on and on…NASCAR…sport…huh…

i think you forgot to mention golf

If eating lots of meat filled, cylindrical objects makes you an athlete then most porn stars are athletes. Come to think of it maybe they are. Physical excursion, sweating, grunting, pacing, I guess they would qualify under the average joes definition. So when is ESPN going to start showing Debbie does Dallas or Deep Throat?

<<So when is ESPN going to start showing Debbie does Dallas or Deep Throat? >>

Those would be on ESPN Classic :wink:

I pointed out that bizarre bit of programming to my wife when I noticed it in the TV schedule. You’d think with all the “real” sports footage available, that ESPN wouldn’t hafta stoop to this sorta garbage. I guess pie eating contests are next? How about water balloon tossing? Greased watermelon in the pool? Sack races? 3-legged races?