Been working in different hospitals for about 2 yrs. Haven’t seen a single hot nurse. Are they just an urban legend or am I in all the wrong hospitals?
My girlfriend is a nurse and she is a little hottie.
Her staff parties are full of even more hotties. Although, nurses seem a bit like russian woman. The young ones are hot, but then they somehow go through a grotesque and rapid transformation somewhere along the way and all end up looking a bit like Shrek.
Spent quite a bit of time at the Alberta Childrens Hospital… lots of young nurses and student nurses with an above average hot demographic.
My wife is hot and I’m not telling you what hospital she works at.
Apparently, all of the hot nurses are being recruited by Canada.
I worked on the industry side for 14 years. 90 percent of that time was in the cath lab: hotties everywhere. Undeniably when that 10 percent chance came up to head down to the O.R. we encountered what I call S.A.S. or Swelling Ass Syndrome. This was evident across geographic locations from the midwest, northeast and southeast. Not sure why, but just my observations. Ohhh radiology always seemed to have hotties carting around C-arms that was another resource.
Seems to vary- when I worked in ortho, all the clinic nurses were 50+, and with one exception, trim and in good shape. I’d hook my dad up with any of them…
In the OR, there were some serious landbeasts. They invited me to eat lunch at one of their potlucks once- all high-lard food. The coup de grace (via heart attack in a decade) was “crock pot corn”. A bag of frozen sweet corn, a stick of butter, and a block of cream cheese. Holy cankles Batman!
I was in the hospital recently recovering from surgery and probably had a dozen different nurses. They were all save one young and probably half of them would qualify as hot.
This is about what I see most around these parts…
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Been working in different hospitals for about 2 yrs. Haven’t seen a single hot nurse. Are they just an urban legend or am I in all the wrong hospitals?
My wife is hot.
She is a nurse.
I’m living the dream.
I would also like to add that I think why most nurses don’t stay hot is because, at least here, they lead terrible lifestyles. Most of them smoke. Drinking is a huge part of the culture in nursing school, and that seems to carry on in to their careers. Shift work, and reasonably tough working conditions add to stress doesn’t help them out much either.
At my girlfriend’s hospital they recently had a contest where you wear around one of those pedometers for a few weeks. For every 1000 steps you took (might have been a different number, just illustrating the purpose here) you got an entry in to a draw for a weekend getaway for 2. At the end, my girlfriend, a marathon runner, had more steps then the next 3 or 4 nurses combined. Who won? Some morbidly obese chain smoking swamp donkey who barely got one entry. Yay fitness!
I work around hospitals all day as a public health professional. The wife of one of my best friends is a nurse at the hospital which my office shares a parking lot with, she is definitely attractive as are a few of her co-workers. My wife is in pharm sales, now that is where the best looking women in medicine are.
My wife is a nurse. She was pretty cute when she was 27, and looks great for someone who hasn’t been 27 for a while. She worked with a couple of cuties, but some weren’t so hot.
Many years ago I paid a small “lease” fee to have access to private property on a really pretty lake. I was going to the lake to go fishing when I noticed a bunch of people there already. The local cosmetology school was having an end-of-year party. I wasn’t interested in going fishing and wanted to stay at the party. There were 20-30 hot girls running around in bikinis. My friend and I were just about the only guys there. Sadly, he was married and a preacher or I would have a great story to tell.
Spent many hours in a hospital in NC, that was good stuff.
Can’t recall many attractive nurses at Johns Hopkins in Baltimore, MD.
When I lived in Philly, I made it a point to frequent bars near hospitals
Good fishing grounds, they were … much Tag & Release activity, if you get my drift
I would also like to add that I think why most nurses don’t stay hot is because, at least here, they lead terrible lifestyles. Most of them smoke. Drinking is a huge part of the culture in nursing school, and that seems to carry on in to their careers. Shift work, and reasonably tough working conditions add to stress doesn’t help them out much either.
At my girlfriend’s hospital they recently had a contest where you wear around one of those pedometers for a few weeks. For every 1000 steps you took (might have been a different number, just illustrating the purpose here) you got an entry in to a draw for a weekend getaway for 2. At the end, my girlfriend, a marathon runner, had more steps then the next 3 or 4 nurses combined. Who won? Some morbidly obese chain smoking swamp donkey who barely got one entry. Yay fitness!
I have not heard that one before. Points for that. Ditch pig would work too.
My wife works in the school board and they had a similar pedometer challenge. Similar result there too.
I would also like to add that I think why most nurses don’t stay hot is because, at least here, they lead terrible lifestyles. Most of them smoke. Drinking is a huge part of the culture in nursing school, and that seems to carry on in to their careers. Shift work, and reasonably tough working conditions add to stress doesn’t help them out much either.
At my girlfriend’s hospital they recently had a contest where you wear around one of those pedometers for a few weeks. For every 1000 steps you took (might have been a different number, just illustrating the purpose here) you got an entry in to a draw for a weekend getaway for 2. At the end, my girlfriend, a marathon runner, had more steps then the next 3 or 4 nurses combined. Who won? Some morbidly obese chain smoking swamp donkey who barely got one entry. Yay fitness!
I have not heard that one before. Points for that. Ditch pig would work too.
My wife works in the school board and they had a similar pedometer challenge. Similar result there too.
Ditch pig is nice. I also enjoy use of the term “Sewer Moose”.
Hot nurses are there to meet doctors so they get scooped up pretty quickly. The left-over become Nurse Ratched.
… swamp donkey …
I have not heard that one before. Points for that. Ditch Pig would work too
Ditch Pig is nice. I also enjoy use of the term “Sewer Moose”.
Cum Dumpster
Mattress Jockey
When I tore my Achilles a few years back, I had one cute nurse who looked in on me for a day or two. Of course, maybe she wasn’t cute, and it was just the large amount of Vicodin I was given.