Holy crap the guns just flew out of my window!

and money flew IN
.

I don’t care who you are. THAT there is funny!

I’ve got my guns double bungy corded inside a locked safe secured to a concrete slab with rebar.

Won’t help I guess when they dig up the foundation with a bulldozer. J/K (kinda).

Even in light of the recent Supreme Court decision, it’s only a matter of time before some of the Supremes retire, allowing some REALLY scary judges to take their place and repeal the 2nd ammendment…

I gained an inch.

The temperature just dropped 3 degrees here. Is that an icecap I see approaching?

have you seen my wallet?? I read on the internet it would be gone by now…

and I’ve just been converted to Islam against my will

and I’ve just been converted to Islam against my will
As-Salamu Alaykum, brother

Is basketball now the national sport?

the man is kenyan

distance running is the new national sport
.

the man is kenyan

distance running is the new national sport
in that case Im starting to like him more…

OMG!!! My 401K has just been taken away and given to a poor person!!!

OMG!!! My 401K has just been taken away and given to a poor person!!!

thats where the money came from!!

If your 401k is like mine, you’re a poor person…give it a minute it’ll come whipping back around.

Oddly, I just traded a pistol for a puppy that poops rainbows and 20 dollar bills at my local community center.

my wife just got replaced by a man, and he’s redecorating my living room while bitching about the fact his taxes just went up!

** just traded a pistol for a puppy that poops rainbows and 20 dollar bills**

I gotta get me one of those!

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