Hillarious test for all you bad ass men and women

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27 of the little bastards!

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30, but I pretty much rule.

28…but in my defense I just returned from a father-daughter dance w/ my 8 year old. Spending the entire evening having my ear drums blasted by 100 little girls screaming and singing along w/ Hannah Montana music may have influnced a few of my choices…

I’m good for 28
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geez 36.

your in the lead thus far. I’m not sure what that says about your character? You must have martial arts experience. I only got 23 of em.

33…but real life experience tells me I could only take 27 :wink:
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  1. It’s all about having no moral compass in a fight.

oh no 31. I feel like an ass. Please dont tell my wife and expecting child about this.

BTW evidently my moral compas is the most flexible thing I have. I can’t hardly touch my toes, but I have no problem using a five year old as a weapon.

23…I think I could take more…o well
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  1. Pretty close, the actual number of five year olds I’ve beaten in a single fight is 23 - pretty good estimate I would say.

only 33 for me, what am I missing out on? i reckon i could take a few more…

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27, and feeling no guilt about it. I practice envisioning gouging someone’s eyes or going for their throat so that if I’m ever mugged/attacked, I wouldn’t hesitate to try to maim or kill them right off the bat. No mercy. I really think that many of us, maybe women especially, have to mentally prepare ourselves to do something kind of horrific to another human being if we have to.

You (I) could take on 23 five year old kids in a fight.

  1. I think in a situation like that it really is necessary to use the children as weapons.

I work with kids on the daily, if I had the right motivaton, I could easily take out at least 50.

26…rugrats.