I have talked faced to face with everyone who posts, ghosts or hates Slowtwitch. Me and Obama had lunch about it yesterday. Chip gave his blessing. Francois loves the idea.
We want The Lavender Room renamed The Narwhal Room. Because Narwhals are bad ass and they will kill us if they don’t.
I’m very resistant to change and am entirely against “Trendy” things.
Keep it the same.
~Matt
If it comes from anyone else it would be trendy. Seeing as it comes from me it is cutting edge and relevant. Learn the difference or you will be stuck thinking American Idol is a true talent search.
I would have been cool with it, but a bit of research shows the spike on the narwhal is just a big sensory tooth. If it was for stabbing and spearing maybe they would be cool enough to warrant the name change.
Do you always believe what read in the papers? My God man wake up! If they admitted to the stabbing and killing and Ninja destruction then they would blow their cover. My word you are easy to dupe.
Seeing as it comes from me it is cutting edge and relevant.
Did you steal that line from Rush Limbaugh?
**Learn the difference or you will be stuck thinking American Idol is a true talent search. **
Who is this “American Idol” you speak of?
Leave it alone or face the wrath of the internet Gods.
~Matt
Limbaugh? Really? That’s it? Oh poor poor child.
"Leave it alone or face the wrath of the internet Gods. "
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Gods! That’s great! Don’t want too piss those “gods” off.
You said “Seeing as it comes from me it is cutting edge and relevant.” Limbaugh says he’s “on the cutting edge of societal evolution”…I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’ 
~Matt
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I dunno about the whole Narwhal thing.
But, this is Tibb’s room after all. How does “Tibb’s Narwhal Room” sound?
You need to be told the difference between ‘relevant’ and the bullshit term “societal evolution”?
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Yo my Prez., who is Narwhal?
You, Mr. Tibbs, are the Slowtwitch Narwhal, a somewhat mythical creature with a big spear you are always poking at people. Changing the name would be redundant. The real crime was omitting the proper name, MR. TIBB’S Lavender Room, just because the tech types couldn’t figure out how to fit it into the hotbutton line.
Is that a statement or a question?
It starts with “You need to be told” and ends with a “?”.
If you’re inferring “Do you need to be told”. No, and neither do I need to be told what is relevant or “Societal evolution”.
I do however have grand experience with pissing off the the gods of electrons and the internet and know that they do not like change either…I’m telling you, leave it alone. This is my last warning, only the gods know what will happen if these words of warning are not heeded. Even at the mere mention of such actions they have sent their demons here to try and split this room. Heed my words.
~Matt
OK, so you talked to Obama, Chip, Francois, et al. Did you ever think to talk to the Narwhals???! Narwhals say the Lavender Room rocksss and the name stays. Narhals have spoken, deal with it.