Of course, I would rather be just “Jim”
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Yes, but somehow that seems to fit you. LOL 
I don’t mind the “Asshole” part, I am just humiliated at being called “Jim”!
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Put on some lederhosen you’ll feel better.
OK, I have my lederhosen picked out, 
Would you go with these suspenders? 
A little bland for lederhosen but you could wear them to the bar in this town no problem. Only town in america where you wouldn’t get beaten up for wearing them… ok, only straight bar.
gnite john boy. I gotta 30 mile ride before morning class tomorrow.