I want to know what brand toilet paper he uses too…cause that will help me out. 
At first I thought you guys were kidding about this toilet paper stuff but if you are going 70 mph through hairpin turns with 125 psi on 23mm width tubies (the Cabal told me after they took care of Murphy’s Law), titanium aero toilet paper could become a real lifesaver for those few bikers who are not anal retentive.