Here's what I poop

well, what i eat that later gets crapped out.

i’m bored so i thought i’d share my training nutrition…

supplements usually with breakfast:
multi-vitamin
glucosamine

water intake: i drink so much water that i pee clearly every 1/2 hour. drinking water and reading slowtwitch is my favorite thing to do at work. time for a new job.

preswim 515am:
powergel

breakfast 645am:
option 1:
egg whites / whole wheat toast / slice of 2% american cheese / orange juice
option 2:
cereal (usually a wheaties/cheerios/shredded wheat combo) / banana / skim milk

midmorning snack 10am:
usually an orange sometimes a harvest bar

lunch 1pm:
option 1:
whole wheat bread/ skinless turkey / colby jack cheese / baby spinach sandwich
option 2:
baby spinach/white tuna salad with natural applesauce

mid afternoon snack 4pm:
option 1:
usually green apple / dry roasted almonds
option 2:
powerbar cookies and cream (if workout is earlier)

preworkout snack 6pm:
option 1:
powerbar (if working out later)
option 2:
powergel (if working out right away)

if biking: gatorade, else more water

dinner (post workout):
option 1:
orange ruffy/asparagus / pasta
option 2:
meatballs/green beans/ cheese ravioli
option 3:
chicken breast/asparagus / pasta
option 4: (when lazy)
grilled cheese/protein shake/ chicken noodle soup

can you tell i’m bored out of my mind today?

Well, if you want to get technical, you’re not actually pooping all this stuff out. Most of this tend to be absorbed by the body for energy and mineral requirements. Really, if you pooped all this stuff…Well, that’d be some impressive poop. You don’t have a septic tank, do you? Ehhhhhh.

You’re not the only one who’s bored.

I think that I out poop (or is that poop out) what i take in… I think I’ll shut up now

Hey, cut the crap will ya!

it doesn’t exist without pictures
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I know a guy that in high school ate only popcorn and drank blue Kool-Aid for two straight days just so he could say he took a smurf poop.

I totally do not get why you waste your money in Powerbar/powergel stuff. Do you believe their ads and think it makes you faster? I guess you must have the money to throw away.

What is the purpose of sucking down 100 measley calories before your swim, when you have about 1500 to 200o calories in reserve from a night of sleeping?

Eat an apple instead and it will last you longer.

Don’t mean to be rude but you posted your menu so that’s my 2 cents.

who gives a poop?