Okay, I know, I know, you need a little more information.
So okay, here goes:
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I haven’t signed up for the race yet.
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I have blue eyes.
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I have watched parts of the last four Tour de Frances on cable at the summer beach house my mother in law rents every year in Sea Isle City.
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I run in Vitruvians.
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I use a Bento box, although it is just a small bento box.
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My BMI is somewhere around 25.
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I take walk breaks on long runs.
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I have read Total Immersion.
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I have seen Bjorn from a short distance away, but I didn’t introduce myself.
- I saw tigerchik at the same race and didn’t introduce myself to her either.
- My tri shorts are black.
- We have a dog, but it is not my dog. I don’t run with the dog. I do play with the dog. No cats.
- I can do flip turns in the pool.
- I think Macca will win Kona next year. And probably will still be a prick according to some people.
- I think more is more unless you do less better than other people do more more.
- I really love playing basketball and golf, but I kind of suck at both and haven’t played either in a really long time.
- I raced Gordo in an Ironman. Well, ok he was 15 miles ahead of me on the run, but I was seriously racing him.
- I have raced Dave Scott, Mark Allen, Tom Demerly and Slowman. I have lost to Dave Scott, Mark Allen, Tom Demerly, Slowman, Dr. Tommy, Bjorn, Lisa Bently, Heather Fuhr, dev paul, Lar Dog, Rappstar, Joe Bonness, and well, if I stop and really think about it, about 15,000 other people as well. I beat tigerchik, though.
- I still want to be monty when I grow up.
- I know a little bit of Excel, which is enough to get you Slowtwitcher of the year votes.
- I can’t accept Slowtwitcher of the Year award, because then I’d have to dance with tigerchik at the coronation prom, and I don’t dance and I have promised my wife of the last five and a half years that someday we will go out dancing since before we were married and I haven’t done it yet because usually I am training a lot or too tired or too sore from training a lot or I am doing a race that I have been training a lot for and if I danced with tigerchik before I danced with my wife, my wife would probably really kill me seriously dead.
Bonus question: Do you think I can place in my age group?
Extra bonus question: How hard should I go on the bike?