Making some posters for swim championships. We need some easy slogans besides “RULE THE POOL” and “GO”.
We are making them right now.
Bernie
I love the last minute flavour 
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Drown the _________.
Eat my wake!
THIS IS OBAMAS POOL! Where the top 2% are penalized and swim an extra length in each event to even out the playing field.
“Hold my goggles while I kiss your girlfriend.”
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the kid in lane 4 has DIARRHEA!!!
US NAVY DIVERS GO DEEPER AND STAY LONGER
FLIP TURN THIS BITCH
WE LOVE BREAST STROKIN
“O” shit.
Wait a second Matt-Lane 4 is the fast lane!
Thanks everyone.
Bernie
I really like “GO” 
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Girls rule, boys drool!
Stroke this!
It is a boy’s team. I’m not sure if either of those suggestions would be appropriate in this case. Thanks though.
Considering “ROCK THE PLAID” as they are the Highlanders and wear plaid Speedos. They get led in by a bagpiper playing Scotland the Brace. It is quite a spectacle.
Bernie
Eat My Bubbles
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I know, I was trying to be a smartass before the coffee full set it. 
Considering “ROCK THE PLAID” as they are the Highlanders and wear plaid Speedos.
I hope you haven’t missed the obvious “There can be only one!”
~Matt
“Yeah this is my penis. Is that your mom?”
“We hate the other team and wish death upon them and their children.”
“Catch AIDS and die!”
“Just quit already!”
“You suck and I hate all of you!”
A little extreme yet effective.
I forgot what movie this was from but it always makes me smile:
‘Kick their faces, break their shins, Lady of Mercy Win Win Win!! A_A_A_A_men…’
as they are the Highlanders and wear plaid Speedos. They get led in by a bagpiper playing Scotland the Brace. It is quite a spectacle.
Bernie
Kiss our Bags.
So, kids in speedos walk in as some guy in a skirt is squeezing his sack and blowing?
So, kids in speedos walk in as some guy in a skirt is squeezing his sack and blowing?
Don’t forget he is also working the pipe.