Hey…worst case scenario (that we’ll get to P2K range is a given…even if I have to sell one of my wheelsets to get it there) we get halfway bewteen the two…cash in our chips and spend the rest on a Renn 575 to go with the purdy Spinergies.
…as if taken by storm overnight superbike manufacturer cervelo has gone nearly bankrupt…sources site an incident involving worldwide multimedia personality MrTibbs and a broken promise…company PR spokesman is quoted as saying ‘we seriously didn’t think he could pull it off…how were we to know the full extent of his popularity?’ All Cervelo products have been blacklisted by the SlowTwitch community and even forum favourites Cerveloguy (now Litespeedguy) and Tom D have sent in their bikes in an act of solidarity. In an attempt to return to favour in the public eye company owner Gerard has offered his own personal bike to MrTibbs…who is quoted as saying ‘too little too late…you messed with the wrong guy’. After some thought, namely that Gerards bike is used…and in keeping with the STR theme, MrTibbs conceeded to the gift. Triathletes worldwide wait to hear MrTibbs verdict before they go back to Cervelo.