CX race this weekend, since it’s almost Halloween, thinking of racing in costume:
-track marks
-sew on pill bottles to my jersey, maybe stick them in the vents of my helmet
-syringes taped to my arms/jersey
-little cardboard motor taped to my bike
I need more ideas
help
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Don’t eat anything from now till then. you prob need to lose 20+ lbs 
Don’t eat anything from now till then. you prob need to lose 20+ lbs
ha! more like 40lbs
I thought about going as a “Bi-Cyclists” in drag. You could also dress as an evil banker for “Occupy Cyclecross”
Zombie pantani
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CX race this weekend, since it’s almost Halloween, thinking of racing in costume:
-track marks
-sew on pill bottles to my jersey, maybe stick them in the vents of my helmet
-syringes taped to my arms/jersey
-little cardboard motor taped to my bike
I need more ideas
help
Why not race as a triathlete?
Compresison Socks
Aero Helment (with a visor on top)
Sleeeveless Super Tight Tri Top
Shaved Body
Numbers in Marker all over your arms and legs
64 Oz of Gartorade and an entire box of GU in a saddlebag
Swim Fins
80’s triathlete. Old oakleys and speedos.
+1 and
GU taped to your bike
A tat on your forehead
An adundance of finisher medals around your neck
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My costume for a scavenger hunt last weekend was as Faris. . .complete with a fake chesthair piece coming out of the speedo up my stomach.
My costume for a scavenger hunt last weekend was as Faris. . .complete with a fake chesthair piece coming out of the speedo up my stomach.
Thats awesome haha
Done. Camel toe and all.
Or this, if more appropriate:
John
CX race this weekend, since it’s almost Halloween, thinking of racing in costume:
-track marks
-sew on pill bottles to my jersey, maybe stick them in the vents of my helmet
-syringes taped to my arms/jersey
-little cardboard motor taped to my bike
I need more ideas
help
Why not race as a triathlete?
Compresison Socks
Aero Helment (with a visor on top)
Sleeeveless Super Tight Tri Top
Shaved Body
Numbers in Marker all over your arms and legs
64 Oz of Gartorade and an entire box of GU in a saddlebag
Swim Fins
Done. This is the greatest idea. I’m doing it. Race numbers on my arms! hahaha 666!!! I’ll put my aerobottle on the down-tube
Keep the suggestions coming!
Maybe one of your sponsors can be the Spanish Dept. of Beef.
Maybe some gruesome barbed wire hanging out of flesh wounds ala Hoogerland @ TDF?
CX race this weekend, since it’s almost Halloween, thinking of racing in costume:
-track marks
-sew on pill bottles to my jersey, maybe stick them in the vents of my helmet
-syringes taped to my arms/jersey
-little cardboard motor taped to my bike
I need more ideas
help
Why not race as a triathlete?
Compresison Socks
Aero Helment (with a visor on top)
Sleeeveless Super Tight Tri Top
Shaved Body
Numbers in Marker all over your arms and legs
64 Oz of Gartorade and an entire box of GU in a saddlebag
Swim Fins
Done. This is the greatest idea. I’m doing it. Race numbers on my arms! hahaha 666!!! I’ll put my aerobottle on the down-tube
Keep the suggestions coming!
Gotta add some swim goggles. I think you can buy Tattoo Paper and make up a bunch of M-dot tattoos. Put them all over your body. Maybe even make up some Sprint Tattoo Finisher Tats.
syringes taped to my arms/jersey
Don’t be a pussy. I’ve got a ton of syringes. If you’ll stick yourself and wear them that way, I’ll send them to you. Go BIG or don’t leave the porch.
I’ll even send some Lidocaine so it doesn’t hurt.
Brian, are you coming to this weekend’s Halloween party? 2500 east Adams. Saturday at 7:30pm
I’m all in for the donkey punch!
See you there!
an oldie but a goodie…
CX race this weekend, since it’s almost Halloween, thinking of racing in costume:
-track marks
-sew on pill bottles to my jersey, maybe stick them in the vents of my helmet
-syringes taped to my arms/jersey
-little cardboard motor taped to my bike
I need more ideas
help
Why not race as a triathlete?
Compresison Socks
Aero Helment (with a visor on top)
Sleeeveless Super Tight Tri Top
Shaved Body
Numbers in Marker all over your arms and legs
64 Oz of Gartorade and an entire box of GU in a saddlebag
Swim Fins
Done. This is the greatest idea. I’m doing it. Race numbers on my arms! hahaha 666!!! I’ll put my aerobottle on the down-tube
Keep the suggestions coming!
Gotta add some swim goggles. I think you can buy Tattoo Paper and make up a bunch of M-dot tattoos. Put them all over your body. Maybe even make up some Sprint Tattoo Finisher Tats.
Actually, forget the fins. You need to make your seat a pull buoy.