Help me get my booze back

Triathlon Forum
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so ST’s own “Woyts” was living on my couch for the past couple of summers and training/racing with me. he’s now left for hawaii, but while he was here we refined and expanded our drinking habits a great deal.

as gentlemen do, we made a wager over who would win hawaii, to the tune of 26 ounces of fine scotch. i won, though in my greed i decided to double down on Xterra and lost.

anybody have any insider information on ‘sure things’ coming up in the next little while? i’m thinking if i could get him to go triple or nothing, i could get myself out of this hole. my grant money hasn’t come through yet, and i’m nearly out of glenlivet again.

-mike

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Death and taxes. That’s the list.

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It’s too bad Lance isn’t back for another go at the TDF. I guarantee anybody betting against him for an 8th win would have lost the scotch.

Maybe you should bet whether or not Faris wears his cool retro look speedo/man bra at next year’s Kona.

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let this be a cruel lesson that Scotch won can be savored while Scotch foolishly wagered might never be savored.

Better to take a bottle then have none.

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Alright Mike, once that grant money comes through I’m calling this one. Aids research or not, its time to pony up. I’m not going triple or nothing on IMFL or the birkie or something.

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dammit kurt, can’t you think globally here? let’s all try to be part of the solution.

-mike

p.s - was it cardhu, or do you want to stick with glenlivet?

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I can guarantee you I will be pretty freakin border at work at some point each and every day I show up. surest bet after death and taxes

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Rob

Kill the boredom - call me on the cell - am out of my meetings now
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How can you go “triple or nothing” when you lost the xterra bet and are square with the other bettor?

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Sox will sweep the Series
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A sure thing is that FAMOUS GROUSE is the best Scotch for the money. Drink it straight up (or with tiny splash of water) in a snifter like brandy/cognac–very slowly.