Low budget terrorist?
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/10/24/us-usa-newyork-hatchet-idUSKCN0IC2RG20141024
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The increase in global temperatures by one degree over the past 100 years… made him do it. We need to rethink how to combat global warming.
Oh wait, more people have married Kim Kardashian than have died from hatchet attacks. Did I say that right?
He was lost and needed directions. Someone told him to “ax a police officer.” Accents are a bitch.
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Guns don’t kill people, hatchets do.
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So much for the “Nuke 'em” plan.
It’s only NY, we’d get the UN for double bonus points.
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Nothing wrong with just saying he was crazy.
I first read this as “Hatchet wielding mormon hits NYC.” “Hey, Johnny, your recruitment numbers aren’t where we were hoping to see them. Go try something new.” I guess not.
Also, I would like to say I wish all this craziness would stop.