Just posted on MSNBCnews.com:
Man accused of
stalking Kournikova
No, wrong girl.
If it was that other chick, the one with the sleepy left eye, then he would be suspect numero uno.
And proud of it, I would suspect.
she is too old for him…and too skinny
.
Dang, you know, I swore I had the right address…
Oh top of that, I forgot my swim trunks, and they had the nerve to get my name wrong. Amazing.
I had to swim 200 yards butt naked and I didn;t even get a forearm lesson.
Dang.
Well, you know, I have forsaken Anna for Erika anyway…
Much hotter, and less cranky. Darn Russians… I should have stuck with the whole mail order bride thing. It would have saved me $26K in bail money.
Can one even get internet access from jail?
where do you think I am now?
That is huge.
where do you think I am now?
No, Tom, that’s called a job. Actually even worse, it’s your own business, so it is probably closer to prison.
Condolences.
Actually, it is quite nice.