Harry Potter

Anyone going to be in line at 12:01 Saturday morning to get book 6?

Are you doing it for your kids or yourself?

I’m taking my nephew for the book party but I am getting the book for me.

It should be on my doorstep sometime Saturday. I pre-ordered with Amazon a loooooooong time ago.

Yeah but I get to chill with the Luke Bomb and see adults dressed up like 15 year old wizards and witches. Freak ahoy!!

I want to hang out with Luke. :frowning:

My daughters want to get to Books a Million early for the games and face painting so I guess we’ll be there around 10.

Tibbs is actually doing the face painting - you might want to reconsider.

Point the Lexus north after work on Friday and you should make it in plenty of time.

If anything is going to be pointed north it’s going to be an airplane. I am so very very tired of that drive, especially when the destination is SS.

I’ll buy dinner at Cici’s. That’s where Luke wants to go.

No, it is the work of Satan because it is about witchcraft.

Look I will give that my kids have started killing small animals and used the blood to paint pentograms all over the house but it’s just a phase.

Make sure they aren’t using that Harry Potter broomstick toy as a vibrator.

As long as you can blame their animal cruelty on the books, then it’s not your fault right? I think it’s a seamless defense.

I didn’t write it.

Did I cross some unspoken Lavender Room line of decency?

He didnt write the books, see…

THAT makes way more sense.

If it isn’t clear, I’m being sarcastic above. I heard on the radio that lots of people are protesting the Harry Potter books because it is a source of knowledge in witchcraft. I find it to be hilarious because of how ridiculous it is.

And I’m not certain that Tibbs isn’t “JK Rowling” . . .

The Pope has condemned it. No comment necessary.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/07/14/potter.pope.reut/index.html

I was going along with your no blame vibe. I was on your team.

Everyday I love being an athiest more. Funny how Hogwarts has Christmas and Easter breaks. No doubt a school of satan.