Happy Thanksgiving, Canadians!

That is all. Off to eat turkey and spend the rest of the day in a meat coma.

That is all. Off to eat turkey and spend the rest of the day in a meat coma.

Back atcha. So much food…lol We’re doing a bone in ham that I put in the oven at 8 am. mmm

Bone-in ham here too.

I made the realization a few years ago in my late 20s that turkey is gross and now avoid it all costs.

To you, and all other Canucks, too.

Who worked out extra long/hard today in anticipation of indulging?

Just ate the giant bird. Everything is cleaned up, making stock for tomorrow’s soup as we speak, and I’m about to enter into a coma.

It was a busy day, between morning swim, yard work, cooking and cleaning, walking the dog, I feel like I earned a night of gluttony.

Thanksgiving part one done and dusted. Part two tomorrow. If you aren’t having two dinners, you’re doing it wrong.

To you, and all other Canucks, too.

Who worked out extra long/hard today in anticipation of indulging?

Yup, from the couch to the fridge and back.

So do you guys get in drunken fights with family members, stab your brother with the turkey carving knife and have sloppy sex with a cousin like we do?

Only every other tuesday!

So do you guys get in drunken fights with family members, stab your brother with the turkey carving knife and have sloppy sex with a cousin like we do?

You guys only do that on Thanksgiving? Talk about sheltered.

So do you guys get in drunken fights with family members, stab your brother with the turkey carving knife and have sloppy sex with a cousin like we do?

Both of my Thanksgivingses were without incident. However, my sister-in-law who hates her Dad went with her boyfriend to his parents place for the weekend and my Brother’s girlfriend who hates my other brother feigned illness (again) and didn’t show up.

Darn it.