Happy Saturday here's a flat tire

And people wonder why I started a thread about all the little things.

Have Roadside assistance come to change the tire to the spare (Dave consider all of your needling incorporated herein).

Hole in tread. Patch it or replace? If replace one or all four?

Anything else I should know?

Slightly off topic, but remember, back in the day, when cars always had a spare. A real spare, the same size/type as the tires on the car.

I’d go for a plug in the hole if you can, unless the tire is so far worn that it’s due to be replaced. If that’s the case, it’s time to replace all four.

Don’t be such a cheap bastard. Just buy a new car.

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I’m guessing that the undesirables sis to take exclusion from your party very well.

In any event, patch it if you can.
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Don’t be such a cheap bastard. Just buy a new car.

I plan to get one by year’s end although it will be to replace my wife’s car not this one

if (puncture in tread)
{
if (tires have a decent amount of tread life left)
professionally patch from inside by removing tire from wheel
else
replace all four tires
}
else if (puncture in sidewall)
{
if (tires have a decent amount of tread life left)
replace single tire with exact model to match other tires
else
replace all four tires
}
else
illegal puncture error: drink a Zima and post pictures here for ridicule

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if (puncture in tread)
{
if (tires have a decent amount of tread life left)
professionally patch from inside by removing tire from wheel
else
replace all four tires
}
else if (puncture in sidewall)
{
if (tires have a decent amount of tread life left)
replace single tire with exact model to match other tires
else
replace all four tires
}
else
illegal puncture error: drink a Zima and post pictures here for ridicule

Flawless Victory.

You can’t change your own tire to the spare?

And people wonder why I started a thread about all the little things.

Have Roadside assistance come to change the tire to the spare (Dave consider all of your needling incorporated herein).

Hole in tread. Patch it or replace? If replace one or all four?

Anything else I should know?

If it’s an AWD vehicle, if you have to replace one you have to replace all of them 🙄

You can’t change your own tire to the spare?

I’m stuck here too.

You can’t change your own tire to the spare?

Difference between can and want to do so. I accomplished more having someone do it for me than if I had done it. Value proposition

You can’t change your own tire to the spare?

I’m stuck here too.

My wife would never stop laughing at me if I typed the phrase, “Have Roadside assistance come to change the tire to the spare”.

It would come up often. And in completely unrelated conversations.

You can’t change your own tire to the spare?

I’m stuck here too.

My wife would never stop laughing at me if I typed the phrase, “Have Roadside assistance come to change the tire to the spare”.

It would come up often. And in completely unrelated conversations.

Yep. I could have the spare on in less time than waiting for roadside assistance. Roadside assistance is for when I need assistance.

You can’t change your own tire to the spare?

I’m stuck here too.

My wife would never stop laughing at me if I typed the phrase, “Have Roadside assistance come to change the tire to the spare”.

It would come up often. And in completely unrelated conversations.

Yep. I could have the spare on in less time than waiting for roadside assistance. Roadside assistance is for when I need assistance.

Bully for you. I have had a productive day so far and for 100 bucks had the tire removed patched and replaced (plus they topped up all the fluids for free) while getting shit done.

You can’t change your own tire to the spare?

Difference between can and want to do so. I accomplished more having someone do it for me than if I had done it. Value proposition
Be sure to scrub your vagina extra clean tonight.

You can’t change your own tire to the spare?

Difference between can and want to do so. I accomplished more having someone do it for me than if I had done it. Value proposition
Be sure to scrub your vagina extra clean tonight.

Classy

You can’t change your own tire to the spare?

Difference between can and want to do so. I accomplished more having someone do it for me than if I had done it. Value proposition
Be sure to scrub your vagina extra clean tonight.

Classy
You’re right. I apologize to all the women out there. They don’t deserve to be lumped in; I know plenty of women who can change out the spare.

You can’t change your own tire to the spare?

Difference between can and want to do so. I accomplished more having someone do it for me than if I had done it. Value proposition
Be sure to scrub your vagina extra clean tonight.

Classy
You’re right. I apologize to all the women out there. They don’t deserve to be lumped in; I know plenty of women who can change out the spare.

FTW! And thanks to the earlier poster that gave us this beauty:

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That’s how I’ll be thinking of windy. Except maybe holding a Zima?

I’m confused why everyone is giving me shit. I could mow my own grass, weed, and do all that shit, but I pay someone to do it. I have had a cleaning lady since my first apartment. I don’t see the difference. My free time is valuable to me.