Halloween HELP

OK, I am stumped. I have a costume party to go to this weekend and can’t think of a single costume that would really stand out.

Help, any ideas??? Tibbs, for some reason, I have high expectations of you on this one.

I went as this last year and I couldn’t keep the women off of me.

Dr. Harry Small Fingers - Proctologist: Scrubs, stethoscope (do they use these?), head mirror, and then smear chocolate pudding all over the front of ya. I even had our marketing dept make me up some business cards to hand out.

I was hoping to get sent home from work but didn’t happen. :frowning: