Halloween costume

It’s that time of year that I need to go to my neighbors house for a Halloween party.

I need a costume idea that’s quick and easy for me and my wife. I’m sure ST can come up with something creative!

Riff-Raff
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Mummy. Use 2-ply.

Blackface is always a crowd-pleaser.

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Blackface is always a crowd-pleaser.

This. I highly recommend it. I went to a Halloween party last year and somebody showed up dressed as Bill Cosby, in blackface. Since it wasn’t me, it was really awesome.

ebola patient
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Sexy nurse is always a crowd pleaser.

Get yellow sweatpants and yellow sweatshirt. Get black electrical tape. Arrange tape on yellow pants and top in a ‘brick face’ pattern as best u can. Boom! You’re the yellow brick road. Now get your wife a Dorothy costume!

This is the costume where art imitates life.

Wait for it…

This is not appropriate …
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Oh sweet Jesus!

This is not appropriate …
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Awesome! Those costumes that are current and unique are the best.

Couple years ago i went as sigfried ( or roy?) the one bitten by the tiger. What fun that was.

I also went as superman (in a coffin), and few years back went as kim jong il ( ha! Those glasses)

Poor taste? Absolutely. But fuck all if they weren’t fun!

The only recently relevant costume I ever pulled off was showing up as Lance Armstrong after he finally got busted. I wore a basic cycling outfit with a yellow jersey, and had a hypodermic needly sticking out of my shoulder.

The only recently relevant costume I ever pulled off was showing up as Lance Armstrong after he finally got busted. I wore a basic cycling outfit with a yellow jersey, and had a hypodermic needly sticking out of my shoulder.

Funny, I did the same.

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Heres one for you and your Wife

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Sexy nurse is always a crowd pleaser.

Sexy ebola nurse is less popular these days.

LOL @ the ray rice costume. that one is awesome

this one looks good: http://www.spirithalloween.com/...op-gun-dress-medium/

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Flasher
Wear a trench coat. Stuff one leg of your wife’s flesh colored nylons with toilet paper. Use the other leg to tie it around your waist. Nothing beats being flashed by a 3’ dong.