…you all eat Luna Bars like I do. I just bought three boxes for half price!!! Why would they cater them to women anyhow? I think they taste awsome and have no problem eating them in public. Some people say, “nice Luna bar” and laugh. I take another bite and smile.
‘Man, I feel like a woman, Whooooo!’
I man enough to eat a Luna bar. There are some cool flavors too that aren’t available in other brands.
The notion of marketing a “female specific energy bar” is so absurdly and overtly condescending that it is an insult to the intelligence of both genders.
When is there going to be “female specific inner tubes?” After all, we all know women have special needs specific to the female anatomy when it comes to women’s inner tubes. Bike chains too. There is a real need for a female specific bicycle chain. They could call it the “Girl Power Chain”, specially tuned to lighter rider weights…
come on…
Is there a male specific energy bar that increases the ability to maintain an erection longer?
Is there a male specific energy bar that increases the ability to maintain an erection longer?
Not yet, but let’s get the jump on it and call it “Hardbar”…
StifBar
with just one “f” of course, but I won’t tell why.
I thought Maxxis were female specifid-they’re going to make me look like Jessi so I use them. And we do so have different inner tubes, hardy har har.
I totally agree with your post BTW.
Patricia
With all the perves on this site all you would nee dto do is put a chick in a bikini on the wrapper and it would be the StifBar!!
Actually would be another product to put Jessi Stensland on!!!
more like an energy pill
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Well, there are female specific multivitamins at the drug store…why can’t there be female specific nutrient bars?
That being said, I know nothing of whether there is anything different in a luna bar that warrents its female specificity…
Or, do they have fewer calories, since women are on average less massive than men? Again, I have no idea if this is true for luna.
harp
im pretty sure they have folic acid in them which women need to prevent birth defects when theyre pregnant -which is a wierd thing to put in them. they also use soy which boosts estrogen levels but estrogen makes you store fat which is just great. maybe they put other crap in there too i dunno. otoh it gives them an excuse to sponsor teams like the luna chicks and some cycling teams which is cool. the key lime is good though
i have not yet tried a Luna bar, but I use the Intuition shaving system to shave my legs, and i am pretty sure that is meant for women.
Herbert
I’ve always thought you were too nice to be straight… now I’m sure…
Never heard of Luna bars. Just tried one of my sister’s “Gen Soy” bars or something like that, this weekend.
I’m a big fan of Met-Rx bars … better have a quart of milk for each one you eat. =)
Yeah, some of the Luna bars are pretty good. I do, however, prefer Peak bars and Powerbar Harvest bars as a general rule.
Yeah I love Luna bars as well and have taken some flak from the guys at work. Cool thing is that a few years ago I was on the net when I decided on a whim to email Clif about my woes regarding the Luna bars. Their reply was that they were coming out with the Mojo bar of which they sent me free samples as well as coupons for more Lunas. Awesome company!
Are you typing this with your pick outfit on? Watch it buddy… No more free Clif Bars for you!
Product gender branding cracks me up…“Strong enough for a man, gentle enough for a woman…”
I was in France watching a local circuit race under a blazing sun and went into a little market to buy some water. Got a liter of Evian and went back outside to continue spectating. The old guy next to me took one look at me throwing back the pink bottle aqua and said, “That’s for women and babies, you know.” I said, “Really? Tastes like water to me.”
Wished I’d some some Virginia Slims to light up.
i love luna bars, flavors are better than clif bars and only negative is the chocolate frosting on some of then- 105 arizona degrees and chocolate just don’t mix well when i am riding. lots of calcium and good soy protein also good.
It’s all about Bakers Breakfast Cookies and Carboom
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