Guy pain

Background first. Approaching 50 years of age. When I was 13 I damaged my left testicle while jumping into a pool - it isn’t important but I knew someone would ask :slight_smile: It turned purple, tripled in size and then shrunk to about a third the size of my other two testicles. Sorry, no pics.

Fast forward. I’ve started experiencing some discomfort, mainly in my groin above the testicle. I feel discomfort when I sit down. And it hurts if I thump it real hard or squeeze it with pliars. I noticed it starting a couple of weeks ago.

Okay seriously. I’m thinking I may have pulled something while wrestling with my son. I haven’t really been doing any heavy lifting. But, I’m approaching 50 and didn’t know if it was something else I should consider.

Any thoughts. Go ahead and have fun at my expense.

Sounds like athletic pubalgia my man. Have had to deal with it on and off since high school and it originally surfaced in football. One day I will get a bout of it that will necessitate a surgical repair, but I’m holding out for a magical pill!

“It turned purple, tripled in size and then shrunk to about a third the size of my other two testicles.”

You have three testicles?

Option 1: self amputation.
Option 2: see a doctor.

Stop squeezing your superfluous testicle with pliers. You’re making MY balls hurt.

that was my thought. But I did know a guy who had 3. He had one surgically removed.

I think this will explain it: http://www.geekologie.com/2011/11/like-he-just-got-kicked-picture-of-screa.php
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I knew a kid in high school who had his left nut literally smashed inside his scrotum by a knee to the groin during basketball practice.

He underwent emergency surgery to…er, clean it up.

I know a girl who’s into CB&T who wants to meet you.

Have them removed and replaced by these…

http://thechuckler.com/wp-content/uploads/retro/920blog_neuticles.jpg

Lucky for you, they’re having a buy 2 get 1 free special!